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Song Parodies -> "Big John D"

Original Song Title:

"Big Bad John"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Dean

Parody Song Title:

"Big John D"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

(Big John, Big John)
At golf tournaments you'll know when John Daly arrives
From the beer he drinks and the RV he drives
Kinda' broad at the shoulder and paunched at the gut
He might be in a sandtrap, but never a rut, Big John,
(Big John, Big John) Big John D. (Big John)

Grew up in Arkansas, and was Cali born
Back in Nineteen Sixty Six, on an early morn
A specialty birth on that destiny day
For the wild man golfer of the PGA, Big John,

Jack Daniels, once a friend, sez' now he ain't
In and out of rehab, and claims he's still no saint
On the fairways and greens is where he gets his joys
When he's up to tee, better make no noise, near John
(Big John, Big John) Big John D. (Big John)

He had his day back in nineteen ninety one
Tall and proud he would stand with the PGA done
Popped out of nowhere, so young and brash
Tallyed up his tin cups and took home the cash, Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big John D (Big John)

Has a nickname "The Lion"..some say, "Long John"
'Cause when he smacks that ball it's three fifty yards gone
Impressed them in England, got his name well known
When, in nineteen ninety five made "The Open" his own, Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big John D (Big John)

He's been married four times, since ninety ninety one
Current wife is in jail, for drug dealin' she done
But John hangs true, like the balls he'll whack
And in four months time, she'll be comin' back to Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big John D (Big John)

"Grip it and rip it'" is his motto that's tough
Wrote a book called, "My Life, In And Out Of The rough"
He pens country songs and performs them, too
There ain't very many things, Big John can't do, Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big John D (Big John}

(Big John, Big John) Big John D ( Big John)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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alvin rhodes - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
an eagle !
Michael Pacholek - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I was all set to give this a five, then I realized it wasn't about OUR Johnny D.
AFW - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess parody writers just aren't golfers or golfing fans...this is the 2nd time I've tried a golf themed parody that crashed and burned ....but then, it stands to reason..if they played golf there'd be no time to write parodies............I played some in earlieer days, and still enjoy following tournaments on tv..
AFW - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, and thanks, alvin....and Michael

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