Long Johns
Long Johns

Every morning I'm in mine when the winters arrive
Keep me warm and snug, just like bees in a hive
Never wear'em full bodied, just down from the waist
It's a midwest thing, for snow and cold that's faced..my Johns

Long Johns
Long Johns
My Long Johns
Long Johns

Nobody seems to know where johns come from
And most people kinda' think that wearin'em's dumb
I don't get the red, ain't no flap in the back
Just the cotton kind in a plastic sack..They're Long Johns


You have seen'em on guys in them old time flicks
I'm sure the Fashion Police would just say, "Nix"
But, those clothing cops never hipped through snow,
Or ever breathed ice cubes at forty below..Long Johns

Long Johns
Long Johns
Big Long Johns
Long Johns

Then, came that day, glad that I was wearin' mine
When the office caught fire, we could a' been fryin'
Everyone's prayin'..elevator's between floors
Used mine for a rope, got us all outdoors, with them Johns

Long Johns
Long Johns
My Long Johns
Long Johns

No one makes fun'a my Johns no more
Been a big sales boom at the long john store
They ain't politically correct, but who's givin' hoots?
We're in a non-union shop, wearin union suits..Long Johns

Long Johns
Long Johns
Cool Long Johns
Long Johns