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Song Parodies -> "Perspire"

Original Song Title:

"Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimi Hendrix

Parody Song Title:

"Perspire"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Ode to Overactive Sweat Glands.
Alright, now listen people.

New Deodorant
Arrid Extra Dry Max
Cuts down on sweat, huh
3 bucks without tax
That’s the only one brand I admire
When sweat glands have gone haywire.

Too Much Stress makes me perspire
Heavy Shirts make me perspire
Spicy Foods make me perspire
Everything makes me perspire.

Listen here, people
And stop buying Old Spice.
You say your fans don’t work-
No-Air -Conditioner
Your girl is hot, just position her
By the window, not by her hair dryer
Everything makes her perspire.

Exercise makes her perspire
Shopping Malls make her perspire
Menopause makes her perspire
Santa Claus makes her perspire.

Oh, Move over, Odor,
And let Arrid take over,
Scent, you know, Regular, Spring or Sport
Yeah, roll on with it, people.

SOLO
That’s what I’m talking about
Apply this!

Ha! Now listen, people.
You try to cover your armpits
And hide your big pit stains
Brought on by your tropic rains.
There is only one brand I admire
When sweat glands have gone haywire.

Nervousness makes me perspire
Interviews make me perspire
Shaking Hands makes me perspire
The Doctor’s Glove makes me perspire
Too much Beer makes me perspire
Barbecues make me perspire
Mowing Lawns make me perspire
Shoveling Snow makes me perspire
All Blind Dates make me perspire
Everything makes me perspire…

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