Song Parodies -> "Fired!"

Original Song Title:

"Fire"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Fired!"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Sometimes you don't deserve to be fired...other times it's completely needed! Original Song

Alright,
Come in here, Stanley...

At the Christmas party
You squatted and gave a shat
Violently puked (blah)
Then drunkenly laughed
Don’t deny it or I’ll call you a liar
After that, no doubt you’re fired!

Sorry Stan, but you are fired
Clear your desk, ‘cause you are fired
Clean up lasted for an hour
Sorry Stan, but you are fired

Listen here, Stanley
Why do you smell like brandy?
You come to work while stoned
Tweet instead of work
Check your Facebok feed, always on your phone
Snapchats of your junk, you’ve gone haywire!
Your co-workers want you fired!

Sorry Stan, but you are fired
Clear your desk, ‘cause you are fired
Get your things, pull up your trousers
Sorry Stan, but you are fired

You couldn’t move slower!
And you’re kinda a loner...
Yeah, you know what I'm talking 'bout
Yeah, just move along, crazy
Know what I'm talking 'bout
Now get out!
Ha!
So very lazy

You won’t be earning your money...
Because it’s your last day!
You came in ten minutes late!
I don’t care about your car’s busted tire
Clear your desk, ‘cause you are fired!

Sorry Stan, but you are fired
Clear your desk, ‘cause you are fired!
Why’d you set my Porsche on fire?!
Is it be-cause you were fired?
(repeat and fade)

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Matthias - July 01, 2016 - Report this comment

This one was a hoot and by far the most fun Jimi Hendrix song I've heard before. This was great just wish you did more with the choruses.

Rufus - July 02, 2016 - Report this comment

Dumb

Agrimorfee - July 05, 2016 - Report this comment

Good fun! Thank you for not bringing in an obvious Trump reference. 555

Max Power - July 12, 2016 - Report this comment

I actually thought it was about Trump before I read it, lol.

Blaydeman - July 12, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Yeah, I was worried it'd be a Trump parody, and I think comedy in general is Trump saturated right now, so I'm really REALLY glad you went a different way with it. Like Matthias said, this was so much fun! The reason for him being fired was really funny and off-the-wall kooky! You could have maybe done a little more with the choruses, but with such a simple idea, it didn't need too much more. Nice work!

bobpiecheese - July 12, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Choruses were a little under-utilised, but otherwise this was a solid parody. Loved the end where the boss doesn't connect "firing the jackass" with "jackass setting his car on fire". 555 pink slips!

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