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Song Parodies -> "Proxy Lady"

Original Song Title:

"Foxy Lady"

Original Performer:

Jimi Hendrix

Parody Song Title:

"Proxy Lady"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics


She shipped in a
Boxed lined with

I think I’m a
Bit smitten
Might name her

She’s made of plastic, foam
She has posable arms, yeah
I found a girl so fine, online
Proxy Lady

She helps me, heh
With my self esteem

She made mom
Fly out the house
And scream

I’ve made up my mind
I’m tired of dating all those human kind
She’s not a bit unkind, unkind
Proxy lady
She’s the one

I think we’ll fly to Rome
I’ll check baggage and babe, yeah
She folds with ease, no spine, no spine

When we fly
I’m gonna go check ya
Proxy lady
She packs so good
Yeah, proxy
She’s limber one

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 2

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Inadequate Man - November 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Done before, and better, but this nicely defines the optimal romance, too. 4s.
Nuts & Bolts - November 04, 2013 - Report this comment
This is stale material, another rust bucket romance, so 1s
WarrenB - November 04, 2013 - Report this comment
IM- Thank you, Inadequate Man (I think there's a parody there somewhere). Would like to see some of the better examples of this parody you've mentioned.
Nuts & Bolts- Always a joy to read your thought provoking critiques no matter what lovely moniker you decide to parade. Your razor wit. Your panache. Your insight.... I can barely wait for the next installment.
Inadequate Man - November 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Warren, try this one. It seems to be the most recent.
WarrenB - November 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks for the share. Nice word choices, and the Thanksgiving line at the end gave a good chuckle and interesting visual.
I don't personally go for the witty sexual references in my parodies, but I will skirt around them on occasion (above and a couple of others). Many authors on the site are quite good with the titillating entendre, but that style is not my preference.
Thanks again for sharing.

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