Hey Moe!
Drunks you’re serving with that booze in your hand
Hey Moe!
You know, Beer is flowing with some Duff in that glass
Working to intoxicate Barney
You know NASA calculated his bar tab, Yeah
While Moe might not be charming
He works hard cracking lids on the beer cans
Yeah, He looks like a ghoul

Uh, Hey Moe!
You never smile but you always frown
You’re feeling down now
Hey Moe!
You have the sketchiest bar in town
Rats are found it’s unsound, Yeah

You’re sick of prank callers
He hates when kids mess around is “Mike Rotch” found?
There’s a ton of laughter
Then Moe makes a threat that he’ll pound down!
He will grab his shotgun
And slaughter

Alright
At Moe’s there’s no last call, Lenny!
Yeah
Go chug some Duff
Burp!
Alright

Hey Moe!
Doesn’t have no liquor now, Those bottles are cardboard
Hey Moe!
Wants to give out hefty bar tabs, Never, Never has booze slow
Just drink it!

Shove beer in your mouth
Or have a Flaming Moe, Midge
Alight
He has no wine or stout
So grab Duff if you want to drink
Moe’s Tavern may not be clean
And he’s a wicked gremlin
But he’s the best bartender in Springfield see
Though he might creep the chicks out
Since he is lowbrow
Hey, Hey Moe!
Duffman will stop by now
And he’ll start the party
Whoa!
Hey! Hey! Moe!
Duff I’ll down!