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Song Parodies -> "Legal Ways"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Haze"

Original Performer:

Jimi Hendrix

Parody Song Title:

"Legal Ways"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Yes, yet another divorce anthem(the next in my series..not relecting my marriage)
Legal ways, distort my brain
All these lawyers just gain through pain
Charging money and I can't prove why
Abused me, while I looked despised

Courtroom days, ‘nother round
Just shows men are heading one way down
System paid off, money surgery
Objections not heard, that judge laid some hell on me

Divorce phase, justice is blind
Men feel it up their behinds
Payoffs are growin', knowin' I'm fined
The end is sorrow, for laws are misaligned

Failed me, jailed me

System blows

Too much hit or miss

Get refined
Copyright 2011

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Pacing: 3.6
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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Old Man Ribber - January 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Mark - This is another fine addition to The Scotti Law Review. It upholds the precedents of excellence and wit, while breaking some new ground as well. I nominate you for Chief Justice of the Supreme Divorce Court! ;D
Mark Scotti - January 19, 2011 - Report this comment
I "decree" my THANKS to OMR!!!
AFW - January 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Quite a courter snorter, here -
Mark Scotti - January 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW! It's a little project I have got going on...
Anonymous - January 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Ha Ha
Mark Scotti - February 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Anonymous!

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