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Song Parodies -> "Yellow Haze - The Unclean Pool Song"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Haze"

Original Performer:

Jimi Hendrix

Parody Song Title:

"Yellow Haze - The Unclean Pool Song"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Dodson

The Lyrics

Have you ever seen a pool so murky you can't see the bottom? Unfortunately, I have - hence this song.PTDs = Pool Transmitted Diseases
Yellow haze all in the pool
A result of urine and stool
Smellin' funny, full of e. coli
Chlorine...has now gone awry

Yellow haze...somewhat brown
Haz-mat team is comin' down
For some reason, I worry
About catchin' some new PTDs!

Oh, no, no
Uggh, eww
Uggh, eww
Uggh, eww
Uggh, eww, yeah!

Yellow haze drawin' flies
A truly disgusting sight
The health inspectors....will not mind
"Cause now, they're workin' overtime!

(Begin to fade, mumble the remainder)
Ahh, yeah, yeah, yellow haze,
Oh, no, oh
Oh, disgusting,
Yellow haze
Please don't take a piss
Yellow haze

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Exactly why I do not swim in public pools.
Red Ant - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
555. Yeah, hows that saying go? Something along the lines of " I don't swim in your toilet, so please don't piss in my pool " ( there are many variations ).
Crazy-ass white boy - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah I hate it when people p in the ool. LOL. but that's a good parody
Jimi Hendrix - June 25, 2006 - Report this comment
This song is an embarrassment to my original Puple Haze. When I wrote Purple Haze I had no idea it would be parodied in such a strange way except for maybe by Weird Al, who I gave the rights to. Jimi

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