Hey Moe, Larry & Curly Are In The Land
Hey Moe, You Slap Them In The Face With Your Hand
Alright, I'm Going Down To Slap The New Stooge
You Know, Curly Sufferd A Stroke During A Film
Yeah, I'm Going To Slap That New Stooge
You Know, Curly Sufferd A Stroke During A Film
Huh?, And That Ain't Too Cool

Uh, Hey Moe, The New Stooge Is Shemp
His Name Is Shemp
Uh, Hey Moe, I Heard This Is Your Brother
Curly Was Your Brother Too, Yeah.

MOE:
Yes, I Know, He's My Brother
You Know I Saw Him Acting Around
Actin' Aroung Town
Uh, Yes I Know, He's My Brother
You Know Curly And Shemp Are My Brothers
So I Gave Them The Hits And Larry Too