Song Parodies -> "Apple Haze"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Haze"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Apple Haze"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The Apple Vision Pro headset will put you in an "Apple haze". https://youtu.be/WGoDaYjdfSg?si=EaF16lJa7lrRUpT2

Apple haze all in iBrain
Lately things just don't stream the same
Lackin' money but I now know why
'Scuse me while I pinch the sky

Apple haze, haul around
Don't know if I'm throwin' up my chow
Am I nappin' or in busy street?
Wherever it is, head swirl, almost fell on pee

Shelf it!
Shelf it!
Oh, no, no!

[Instrumental]

Ew...nahh!
Ew...nahh!
Ew...nahh!
Ew...nahh!
MEH!

Apple haze, scrollin' life-size
Don't know if it stay on tight
You got me clonin', clone my eyes
Is it bizarro or just a trend to buy?

No
Shelf it!
Naw, meh!
Apple haze
Oh, no no
Aw, shelf it
Sell it, sell it
(Apple haze)
It can't go on like this
(Apple haze)
You got me clonin' my eyes
(Apple haze)
No, no...no, no
(Apple haze)

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