Hey Joe, where you goin'
With that pen in your hand
Hey Joe, I said what you doin'
Makin' laws for the land

I'm signin' oppressive legislation
'cause some people want me to do that, don't think for myself

I'm too lazy to do press conferences
But I'm always busy with that pen in my hand

Well that aint too cool

Hey Joe, I heard you
Put your foot in your mouth again now
Hey Joe, all those years back
endangered navy SEALS from that, one was my friend

Yes I did, I did that
You know, the public
They forgive me anything

Yes I shoot my mouth off
But think the public all enjoy my reign as king

Oh, I can't think too well
But make laws

Hey Joe, said what
Dumb blunder will you make now
What dumb thing will you do

Hey Joe, I said you just
Divide us more now
But you think you
Unify

Really man

Those dealings with China
Shady though supposedly legal

Say stuff 'bout you and fam
Then back out later on
So loopy
But he's so loved

Way too old for the job
Doesn't think for himself, just goes along

But he'll get reelected
Most likely

Hey Joe, you wanted
This so long
But you're not that great

Hey Joe, uh
So clueless