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Song Parodies -> "Velvet Fog"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Haze"

Original Performer:

Jimi Hendrix

Parody Song Title:

"Velvet Fog"

Parody Written by:

Chris Caillouet

The Lyrics

Written after Jimi got ahold of some bad croons.
Velvet Fog all in my ears
Mel Tormé stokes my primal fears
Am I trippin’? That’s a great big "Yes!"
Help me get out of distress

Velvet Fog, ’biquitous
Makes me crazy worse than pixie dust
Am I happy or in Tennessee?
Wherever I am, his voice always vexes me

Help me help me
Oh no no... No

Velvet Fog, an endless loop
Can't think through this thick pea soup
It's got me wishin’, wishin’ for death
Is it Mel’s timbre, or just his beastly breath?

No, help me aw please! Oh no no oh help me...

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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