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Song Parodies -> "No 'Moo' Cows Left Today"

Original Song Title:

"A New Day Yesterday"

Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"No 'Moo' Cows Left Today"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

I see Rick D posted a "Cow Poo" parody dedicated to me on things turn out, it happens that on that very day I was WRITING a 'Cow Poo' (and other) I'll post this one today...
{Instrumental intro}


Right at the crack of dawn
well, I heard this sound
it woke me from my sleep, yeah
Was from my damn 'moo' cow
Yeah, what I heard was 'moo'
coming from my cow
Yeah, she went 'moo'
yeah, she wants hay
and she wants it now


Spend a long time cleaning
cow 'poo' on the farm
It seems like cow poop covers
every inch of ground
Oh, I have to clean this place
and there's cow-crap all around me
Yes, there's cow 'poo' 'round here everyplace
all from that damn 'moo' cow

{Instrumental break}

Later on that evening
I went to buy some hay
The cost went through the roof
'Moo' cows would not pay
I gave this careful thought
and thus I did conclude, yeah
that having 'moo' cows would not pay
Was no way that 'moo' cows could pay
That with this new, high cost-of-hay
I did not need 'moo' cows
(in your beef stew)

{Instrumentals to end}

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
quite moo-ving
Paul Robinson - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...yeah, I toiled at Tull this weekend and came up with this and 4 other pieces...for some reason now one of my legs keep lifting up ~ ~ ~
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Hi Paul, welcome back and all that. Are you still interested in doing pirate parodies? I tried to try the "genre" myself but getting that old vocabulary right probably takes a native so if so I'm now giving the idea to you, the "genre" expert: "The Addams Family" as "A Pirates life for me". Do with it what you like. :-)
Adagio - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmmm, Paul. What is it with you and moo-cows lately? I liked this, but not knowing the music, I felt that I was missing something. 5's
Paul Robinson - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Peter, thanks! "Pirate Parodies"? Well, I'm interested in doing a lot of different types of parodies...right now it appears that I have somehow fallen into the "Cow Poo" or "Farm parody" I have other types in the works now, too...that's a pretty good idea for one..."the Addams Family"...HAR...have to see if I have time to deal with it...
Paul Robinson - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, you noted, I appear to be in a "farm"/"moo cow" mode...but that's only one facet of my current writing situation...I have another "Farm" one to put up this week, but the three others are "Non-farm/Non-moo-cow" send you a separate note about this piece shortly ~ ~ ~
AFW - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
DKOS...but having been raised on a farm in the midwest, I can relate...fives
Paul Robinson - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW - Thanks!
Rick D - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Good loins. Got no beef with this. No mis-steak.
carol - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
udderly inspiring
Paul Robinson - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Rick D & carol....yeah, I wasn't 'hoofin' off when I wrote this...MOOOO!!! Thanks ~ ~ ~ More "Farm Follies" tomorrow with JTull..."Egg-Layer's Farm"...

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