Come and listen to my story
'Bout a man named Juice.
Killed two people
And he's on the loose.
Jumped in his Bronco
Got on the highway, then....
The cops chased him all the way
Back to his den.

Murder that was, homicide, manslaughter.

Wellllllll, the next thing ya know
Ole Juice is in the jail.
F. Lee said,
"I can't get ya bail."
"But California is the state ya wanna be,"
"If ya wanna murder her"
"Or ya wanna murder me."

And walk away scot- free.

Welllllll, the trial was long,
The testimony thick.
Marcia Clark
Was sucking Darden's dick.
OJ walked away
Right after Johnny say
"If it doesn't fit,"
"Then you must acquit!"

Innocent, schminnocent!

Welllll, now ole OJ
Thought his ordeal was done.
Days filled with playing golf,
And catching killers on the run.
You shoulda seen his face
When the civil jury said
"Hey OJ,"
"We taking all yo' bread."

Well, this sordid tale is done
Or so we are told.
Between you and me
This shit is getting old!
But keep this song near
Should we come this way again.
'Cause ole OJ
Has a new girlfriend!

Hello, 9-1-1. Your boyfriend is hitting you? Who?
OJ? No way!
Daaaaaa dum!