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Song Parodies -> "Go Vaxx Alice, 2.0"
Original Song Title:
"Go Ask Alice"
Original Performer:
Jefferson Airplane
Parody Song Title:
"Go Vaxx Alice, 2.0"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
I've already done one "Go Vaxx Alice" concerning attempts to vaccinate children down to age 5. This one deals with attempts to extending COVID vaccinations to children from 5 years to as young as 6 months. This one ran into almost immediate universal opposition from parents
One jab makes your heart burn
And one jab has glycol
And the ones Moderna gives you
Dont do anything at all
So vaxx Alice .. when she's two feet tall
And if you go .. jabbing infants
And your zealotry casts a pall
Tell em a moppet sniffing POTUS
Has given you the call
To vaxx Alice ..'fore she learns to crawl
When men in the Red States
Tell you to 'eff off and go home
And you just spun some kind of falsehood
And your street cred is running low
Go vaxx Alice .. she wont even know
When logic and pro athletes
Are falling sloppy dead*
And the Scarf Queen* is talking assward
And the Biden is off his meds
Remember what the Fauci taught
Get the shot!
Get the shot!!
And one jab has glycol
And the ones Moderna gives you
Dont do anything at all
So vaxx Alice .. when she's two feet tall
And if you go .. jabbing infants
And your zealotry casts a pall
Tell em a moppet sniffing POTUS
Has given you the call
To vaxx Alice ..'fore she learns to crawl
When men in the Red States
Tell you to 'eff off and go home
And you just spun some kind of falsehood
And your street cred is running low
Go vaxx Alice .. she wont even know
When logic and pro athletes
Are falling sloppy dead*
And the Scarf Queen* is talking assward
And the Biden is off his meds
Remember what the Fauci taught
Get the shot!
Get the shot!!
* This pro athlete sudden death of syndrome is now happening at 25× the rate as was the case between 1966-2016 ......*Deborah Birx always appears in public wearing fashionable old lady scarfs, so is dubbed the Scarf Queen by some bloggers
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Firstly, CML, I don't wanna be one of THOSE people, but just this once I will be! What's going on the with OS title man? Surely that should be White Rabbit? Now that I have that off my chest :) I also wanted to add that I don't wish to get into the politics of your country around this debate, and mercifully, I am separated from that by the tyranny of distance. What I would like to say though, is that this was the perfect OS for your subject matter. All of the lines where Grace Slick has that slight pause in the middle come across perfectly here with your replacement lyrics.
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