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Song Parodies -> "Go Vaxx Alice"
Original Song Title:
"White Rabbit"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jefferson Airplane
Parody Song Title:
"Go Vaxx Alice"
Parody Written by:
CML
The Lyrics
One jab burns your shoulder
And one jab has Glycol
And the one the Rooskies worked on
Dont do anything at all
So vaxx Alice ... when she's five feet tall*
And if you go chasing holdouts
And your quota may just shortfall
Tell 'em a moppet sniffing POTUS
Has given you the call
To vaxx Alice .. or she'll be blackballed
When men at the Health Board
Tell you to shoot up or stay home
And you just got some kind of mandate
And your savings are running low
Then vaxx Alice .. she'll not say no
When logic and talk of freedoms
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the Biden is talking assward
And Pelosi is off her meds
Remember, what the Fauci taught
Just get the shot! .. Just get the shot!
And one jab has Glycol
And the one the Rooskies worked on
Dont do anything at all
So vaxx Alice ... when she's five feet tall*
And if you go chasing holdouts
And your quota may just shortfall
Tell 'em a moppet sniffing POTUS
Has given you the call
To vaxx Alice .. or she'll be blackballed
When men at the Health Board
Tell you to shoot up or stay home
And you just got some kind of mandate
And your savings are running low
Then vaxx Alice .. she'll not say no
When logic and talk of freedoms
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the Biden is talking assward
And Pelosi is off her meds
Remember, what the Fauci taught
Just get the shot! .. Just get the shot!
*Reaches the age of 12, the current minimum age for vaccination
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BRILLIANT!!!!
WELL, THANK YOU!!
Im guessing you actually remember Jefferson Airplane from when you were young, which means you aint too old for me
Nice touch. A psychedelic haze for the vaccine craze. Can't wait for the military court marshals and defections. No MK Ultra 2: Spastic Boogaloo.
Did you catch the sub of "What the Fauci taught" for "What the doormouse said" from the OS, Arch? Course you did. Good image for that particular perstiferous rodent, doncha think?
So now that Fauci wants to vaccinate 6 month to 5 yr old children from COVID, we can change the "Go ask Alice" line to ... "Go vaxx Alice, when she begins to crawl"
Hey CML, you may have seen my recent comment on your other "Go Vaxx Alice" parody - I even searched for this parody under your name there, couldn't find it! That's cause it was under CML. This is just to let you know I have finally caught up with what's going on LOL.
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