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Song Parodies -> "Go Ask Phallus"

Original Song Title:

"White Rabbit"

Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"Go Ask Phallus"

Parody Written by:

Adam J Smith

The Lyrics

One pill makes it larger, and one pill makes it small
But the ones the doctor gives you, don't do anything at all
Go ask Phallus, when he is one inch tall

And if you don’t chase the ladies, cos you know you're going to fall
Call a hooker, to take the pressure off, to ensure that you don’t stall
But she sees Phallus, and he is just as just small!

When women in the bedroom get up and tell you where to go
And it looks like some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low
Go ask Phallus, I think he'll know!

When libido and erection have fallen softly dead
And the purple knight is shrinking backwards
And the bed queen's off her head!
Remember what the Doctor said
Keep your head, Keep your head!

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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CML - October 04, 2019 - Report this comment
I did the same song, same topic -- One pill makes you nauseous, and one blurs your eyeballs .. And the ones the VA gives you, dont do anything at all ... So grab Cialis, now you're ten feet tall
CML - October 04, 2019 - Report this comment
I like this BTW, this is good.

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