Such a perfect combination of O.S. and parody subject! I'd have kept the 'shroom reference in for metaphoric effect: "And they've just drained your throbbing mushroom" (but that's just 'cuz I'm such a fungi).

Roseanne Barr naked on a cold day! Roseanne Barr naked on a cold day!

I found this parody totally uplifting! (PS: don't go and get a 'big head')

Thanks a lot for searing that visual into my subconscious, Austin Principalities!! Now I'm going to have to drop three full tabs of Vitamin V just to overcome it. You know how s&*tty that's going to make me feel afterwards? ........... (And the answer to that rhetorical question is -- really, REALLY s&*tty)

You're probably right Chris, you need a laugh line right there -- except mushroom is not a commonly understood euphemism for penis. I need to make one up that's close to mushroom -- man flute, bush tube, push tool ....... And hey, don't put yourself down by comparing yourself to a fungus; you're really a pretty fun guy

Glad I could help you erect this wonderful parody. I used to tell Tommy Turtle that I was a bit uncomfortable with risqué material. But, sometimes, it's just too funny to ignore. I think the medical term for the "malady" discussed here is "priapism". An affliction most folks would find as "hard" to imagine as copraphagia. I think I used the "Cialis, now it's ten feet tall" line in a "Dirty Dozen Medley" several years ago. You have certainly expanded the concept brilliantly. I've still got one line I'm waiting to spring on humanity, but it will have to wait until the moment is right. Jay Leno once used an image of Janet Reno to shrink Godzilla into a harmless gecko.

I don't look at porn sites, but a lot of generally male-oriented magazines, such as "Guns & Ammo" and "American Rifleman" do carry ads for most-likely bogus vitamins and similar supplements to "enhance" one's "performance". The line "don't do anything at all" resonates with me for a lot of non-prescription medicines.

Hey Patrick, speaking of Gun mag ads, do you ever read the Zombie Apocalypse ads for kits? They sell well in California. If you had watched "Fargo" the tv series, there is a scene in which Malvo buys pills from a sourceman in a van loaded with pills, electronic equipment, guns, edged weapons, and Zombie kits. In the upcoming. "Fargo" Season 2, Deputy Molly's father comes back home from Vietnam to wage war at home against the Mafia and a gang of thugs in the prequel series.

Hey Rob ... Keep in mind that this a thread about chemically enhanced, old-man boners. So, let's not infiltrate discussions of weapons arcana here. Have some respect for the subject matter!! (;-D)

CML... I WAS On-Topic... dontcha know that gun mag ads give some shooters a hard-on??? 😁

Isn't the language getting a little excessive?. I know that some of us here, like the esteemed entity "Pseudonym" and others, would hope that the site retains a broad appeal by avoiding going past acceptable limits. Taking humor seriously, GioLio..

You don't think turning Grace Slick's ridiculously overwrought anthem to LSD into a commercial for an ED medication isn't a serious attempt at humor, GioLio? I do. In fact i'm so sure of it, I'm going to perform it at a karaoke in a few weeks ........ On the other hand, you might be correct in saying that here has been a PATTERN of excessively crude material in the past week, so I will post accordingly. I'll hold off on doing "Viva Viagra" for a while, how's that?

What a difference eight years makes! First off, I no longer watch Tucker while drinking a Bud Light. And now I need to flagellate myself for saying these unkind things about Roseanne Barr. Cause now she's actually kind of hot ... HWAAAH? Did I just say that? And these days Madonna is an unsightly HAG! .. Actually thats not a huge surprise; she's been trending haggish for a while now