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Song Parodies -> "He Lacks Malice"

Original Song Title:

"Go Ask Alice"

Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"He Lacks Malice"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Not sure where this comes from, but I suspect monsters are quite friendly and well read.
One eye slightly larger
And one eye mighty small
And the mouth that slobbers green drool
Won’t chew any flesh at all
He lacks malice
And he’s twelve feet tall

Just like Hugo’s tale in Paris
Of that hunchback we all recall
‘Stead of a hunched up monster psycho killer,
He’s viewing his Renoir
Lacks malice
He’s deep in art, ya’ll

With the hands large as French horns
Curl up and scare you to the core
But he’s just not that kind of large goon
Just refined and loving bro
He lacks malice
He reads Rousseau

Day frolics with a close friend
No loppin’ lovely heads
And on fright nights he’s not in backwoods
Won’t have sharp blade making you dead
He’s gentle,
Not at night he treads
He’s in bed
He’s in bed.
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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Patrick - October 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Don't judge by appearances. Sort of reminds me of the story of the Elephant Man.
John Barry - October 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Noble and savage.
WarrenB - October 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Patrick and JB. BTW, I gaffed on the name of the original song. It's White Rabbit.
Of which I'm mighty fearful of, especially the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. Has a vicious streak a mile wide...
Old Man Ribber - November 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Warren - Good job! So unscary that it's frightening. ;D

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