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Song Parodies -> "I'd Grab It"
Original Song Title:
"White Rabbit"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jefferson Airplane
Parody Song Title:
"I'd Grab It"
Parody Written by:
L.D. Obblo
The Lyrics
This goes back a couple years ago when Sheryl Crow was out supporting Algore's movie. She said everyone should try and handle their back door business with one sheet of toilet paper. I wrote this as a response.
One square is sufficient
when it’s time for you to wipe
And you can’t use wads of Charmin
if you buy into the hype
spread by experts
such as Cheryl Crow
You insist you’ll save our planet
but Uranus comes to mind
Cuz the rings that circle Saturn
look like those on your behind
left by one square
wiping down below
We must use less toilet paper
or the planet’s going to burst
I’d be more inclined to do so
if I thought you’d do it first
but you’re a liberal
and it’s all for show
Where’d you green-clad Chicken-Littles
get the right to give commands?
If our toilet paper’s so bad
then it’s time you made a stand -
by complying with your own demands
Use your hands! Use your hands! Use your hands!
when it’s time for you to wipe
And you can’t use wads of Charmin
if you buy into the hype
spread by experts
such as Cheryl Crow
You insist you’ll save our planet
but Uranus comes to mind
Cuz the rings that circle Saturn
look like those on your behind
left by one square
wiping down below
We must use less toilet paper
or the planet’s going to burst
I’d be more inclined to do so
if I thought you’d do it first
but you’re a liberal
and it’s all for show
Where’d you green-clad Chicken-Littles
get the right to give commands?
If our toilet paper’s so bad
then it’s time you made a stand -
by complying with your own demands
Use your hands! Use your hands! Use your hands!
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One sheet might be enough for her. After all, everyone knows that hot chicks don't ever go to the bathroom :-)
Great use of original song. I like your lyrics better, because I can understand them. The last line is really good.
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