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Song Parodies -> "White Lamb"
Original Song Title:
"White Rabbit"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jefferson Airplane
Parody Song Title:
"White Lamb"
Parody Written by:
Jim Verkade
The Lyrics
One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small
If you would...turn to Jesus...you wouldn't need those pills at all
Go ask Alice...she's heard God's call.
And if you go...chasing Moonies...then I know you're going to fall
There are many...cults and sectors that are really off the wall
Poor Alice...she's seen them all.
When the men in the Bible...wrote to tell us of God's plan
They told us all about Jesus...He is more than just a man
Go ask Alice...'cause now she knows.
Her life was...out of proportion...it was a lonely life she led
But then she gave her...life to Jesus...and on His holy Word she fed
Remember...what the good book said
He's not dead...He's not dead!
If you would...turn to Jesus...you wouldn't need those pills at all
Go ask Alice...she's heard God's call.
And if you go...chasing Moonies...then I know you're going to fall
There are many...cults and sectors that are really off the wall
Poor Alice...she's seen them all.
When the men in the Bible...wrote to tell us of God's plan
They told us all about Jesus...He is more than just a man
Go ask Alice...'cause now she knows.
Her life was...out of proportion...it was a lonely life she led
But then she gave her...life to Jesus...and on His holy Word she fed
Remember...what the good book said
He's not dead...He's not dead!
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Ah - I'll give ya 5s just for potentially raising Phil's blood pressure - heh heh... ;-)
Good pacing...but it isn't funny I'm sorry.
Doesn't do it for me. Might for someone else. . . in a fundamentalist church
oh no.. this is totaly destroying the song. hope it isnt seriouse.
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