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Song Parodies -> "Cialis"

Original Song Title:

"White Rabbit"

Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

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The Lyrics

Hope I spelled the name of the male enhancement drug correctly. I wish I could get Grace Slick to sing this.
Our pill makes you larger
Makes your sex drive extra strong
Here's our 1-800 number
Call it, how can you go wrong?
Get Cialis; feel one foot long.

You've tried Encyte and Viagra
And they failed to do the trick.
Here's a sure-fire remedy
That will really flick your bic.
Get Cialis, get thick as a brick.

No man ca-an af-ford
To have his get up get up and go.
If there's no rise in his Levis
He's liable to be feeling low.
Get Cialis, next thing you know
The erotically exotic
Will be all yours to explore.
You'll go at it
Like bunny rabbits,
And then pant like dogs for more!
Re-emember what your member's for;
And you will sco-ore!
You will score!
You will sco-o-o-o-ore.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 11

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AFW - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
This is definitely upbeat, well written and funny...high fives..
Red Ant - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, Cialis is right, but "Encyte" is "Enzyte" ( atleast in the USA ). Very strong parody. 5s.
Robert J. Pagliaro - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good.
Rick C - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Long on laughs! 5s
Dee Range - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Take Cialis...and then go see Alice. LMAO! Great job. High 5's
John Barry - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one. Slightly similar to:
Chuck A. Spear - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
HAHAHA! Very good! Aren't a few verses missing though? 555
alvin rhodes - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
if you laugh hard at this parody for 4 hours, there may be a problem... nice job..5s
Meriadoc - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
PMS - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the uplifting commentary and probing questions. Not to mention the spelling lesson.
Yoness - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I got a real rise out of this one!
Lee - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
um... making fun of those of us of a certain age? I really like 'remember what your member's for', and the 'get up' line, also the rabbit shout-out is cute. Nicely done.
Michael Pacholek - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Ironically, rabbits (white or otherwise) rarely need sex-drive enhancements. Good call.
Peter Boyd - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Very good. I made the connection the first heard the drug name and mentioned it to a few doctors. I wrote the lead sheet for Grace and Darby Slick for Howard Wolf, the publisher, as well as several of their other songs. At 73, I wish the pills were cheaper.

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