You’re everywhere and nowhere baby,
That’s where you’re at,
Going down a narrow bus lane,
In your dripping hat.
Rushing through the back streets
And getting hot,
Saying everything is groovy,
When it’s clearly not.

And it’s
Hi-ho super looping,
Everywhere you go now baby,
The setting sun is slowly drooping,
But I won’t make a fuss, about an omnibus.

Pedestrians are jealous maybe
They’re waving at me,
Anything you want is costly,
So only muffins for tea,
Bus is going to get you somewhere,
Just wait and see,
So tap into that WiFi network,
Distracting you with trash TV.

And it’s
Hi-ho super looping,
Everywhere you go now baby,
Sipping from a mug with soup in,
But I won’t make a fuss, about an omnibus.

If you get a date in Sidcup
Or a gig in Chislehurst,
Have-a-go at super looping
And maybe you will get there first?
If you’re caught in school detention
Or you’re running late for tea,
Make a swift escape from Thamesmead,
Jump onto an Ess Ell Three. *

And it’s
Hi-ho super looping,
Everywhere you go now baby,
Cheer-up if your spirit’s droopin’,
But I won’t make a fuss, about an omnibus.

(untamed instrumental verse)

Hi-ho super looping,
Everywhere you go now baby,
The setting sun is slowly drooping,
But I won't make a fuss, about an omnibus.

Spoken: For your safety, please cross the cycle lane with caution.
See it. Say it. Sorted.