Atkins diet, hear I come,
Eating used to be such fun.

Ice cream, pizza, pumpkin pie
Eat too much an you will die
Steak and chicken back in play
Carbs and sugar? Not today.

Atkins diet, hear I come,
Eating used to be such fun.

Rice was always welcome on my plate
Times have changed.
Well, pasta's off my diet, my stomach isn't quiet

Ice cream, pizza, pumpkin pie,
Atkins-friendly products, try
They are everywhere it seems
Greasy fries are not for me

Tofu salads all over town
Dunkin' Donuts sales are down

I can't escape this bod of mine anytime
Well, a big weight is on me, a pig-out's what I'm wanting

Ice cream, pizza, pumpkin pie
This menu will make me cry
I hide junk food in my home
Eat it when I'm all alone
Eat it when I'm all alone. Chow down!

I thought bread was the staff of life
But Atkins says it causes strife
Well, I'll sneak a carbohydrate
This dieting I can't take

Atkins diet, I am done
Eating used to be so much fun