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Song Parodies -> "Oh Lor, Won't You Buy Me A Gram of Cocaine"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me A Mercedes Benz?"

Original Performer:

Janis Joplin

Parody Song Title:

"Oh Lor, Won't You Buy Me A Gram of Cocaine"

Parody Written by:

Mari Laczko

The Lyrics

Oh, Lord
Won't you buy me
A gram of cocaine

You know i've been frying
Oh ain't that a shame
Worked hard for my money
And blew it away
Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A grame today?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a new basepipe
They don't sell 'em downtown they're not easy to swipe
A little short fat one
With plenty of screens
I really need one
Do you know what I mean

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Overall Rating: 3.3

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McKludge - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
You forgot two whole stanzas.

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