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Song Parodies -> "Oh Lor, Won't You Buy Me A Gram of Cocaine"
Original Song Title:
"Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me A Mercedes Benz?"
Original Performer:
Janis Joplin
Parody Song Title:
"Oh Lor, Won't You Buy Me A Gram of Cocaine"
Parody Written by:
Mari Laczko
The Lyrics
Oh, Lord
Won't you buy me
A gram of cocaine
You know i've been frying
Oh ain't that a shame
Worked hard for my money
And blew it away
Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A grame today?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a new basepipe
They don't sell 'em downtown they're not easy to swipe
A little short fat one
With plenty of screens
I really need one
Do you know what I mean
Won't you buy me
A gram of cocaine
You know i've been frying
Oh ain't that a shame
Worked hard for my money
And blew it away
Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A grame today?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a new basepipe
They don't sell 'em downtown they're not easy to swipe
A little short fat one
With plenty of screens
I really need one
Do you know what I mean
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You forgot two whole stanzas.
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