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Song Parodies -> "Giuliani"
Original Song Title:
"Bobby McGee"
Original Performer:
Janis Joplin
Parody Song Title:
"Giuliani"
Parody Written by:
The Offenders
The Lyrics
Can't hold back on another NYC guy...
Crazy, fat, and really rude
Borderline insane
And he's looney as the jaded guy from Queens
Rudy threw the gauntlet down
Bringing on the pain
He's thinking he could sway the Mueller team
We know he's a goon
He's spreading dirty propaganda
Ain't playin soft 'cause Donnie cannot lose
Cohen he ain't doing time, not
Holdin back about the crime
And he knew all along that Donnie knew
Arguments are so absurd
He's.. fakin all the news
Fakin... so collusion baby you won't see
And lying comes so easy lord
'Cause it will confuse
You know lying yes it's good enough for me
Good enough for me 'cause I'm Giuliani
From his U-krany cash line
To his idiodic son
Yeah Donnie's scared his secrets will unfold
It's not when but weather
That everything that he's done
Will Rudy baby make sure it won't unfurl
On trial is Manafort oh no
He didn't get away
I'm betting he'll go home and we'll be behind it
'Cause a pardon comes tomorrow
For your crimes of yesterday
That is Don and Rudy's strategy this time
Arguments are so absurd
He's.. fakin all the news
Fakin... so collusion nobody sees
And lying comes so easy lord
'Cause it will confuse
Hey lying yes it's good enough for me
Good enough for me 'cause I'm Giuliani
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la da da da da da da Giuliani
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la da da da da da Giuliani
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Hey it's Rudy crazy Giuliani yea
lon da lon da la lon da la
lon da la lon da la lon da la lon da la lon da la
Hey it's Rudy crazy Giuliani yea
Oh he'll never recover
Don't know he can
I think he'll never recover he's a boogeyman c'mon
Hey now Rudy now, hey now Giuliani yea
lon da lon da lon da lon da lon da lon da lon da lon yeah
Cra, cra, cra Giuliani
...
lon da lon da lon da lon da lon da lon da lon da lon yeah
Cra, cra, cra Giuliani
Borderline insane
And he's looney as the jaded guy from Queens
Rudy threw the gauntlet down
Bringing on the pain
He's thinking he could sway the Mueller team
We know he's a goon
He's spreading dirty propaganda
Ain't playin soft 'cause Donnie cannot lose
Cohen he ain't doing time, not
Holdin back about the crime
And he knew all along that Donnie knew
Arguments are so absurd
He's.. fakin all the news
Fakin... so collusion baby you won't see
And lying comes so easy lord
'Cause it will confuse
You know lying yes it's good enough for me
Good enough for me 'cause I'm Giuliani
From his U-krany cash line
To his idiodic son
Yeah Donnie's scared his secrets will unfold
It's not when but weather
That everything that he's done
Will Rudy baby make sure it won't unfurl
On trial is Manafort oh no
He didn't get away
I'm betting he'll go home and we'll be behind it
'Cause a pardon comes tomorrow
For your crimes of yesterday
That is Don and Rudy's strategy this time
Arguments are so absurd
He's.. fakin all the news
Fakin... so collusion nobody sees
And lying comes so easy lord
'Cause it will confuse
Hey lying yes it's good enough for me
Good enough for me 'cause I'm Giuliani
la da da
la da da da
la da da - da da - da da
la da da da da da da Giuliani
la da da - da da da
la da da da da
la da da da da da Giuliani
la da da - da da da - da da da - da da da
la da da - da da da - da da da
Hey it's Rudy crazy Giuliani yea
lon da lon da la lon da la
lon da la lon da la lon da la lon da la lon da la
Hey it's Rudy crazy Giuliani yea
Oh he'll never recover
Don't know he can
I think he'll never recover he's a boogeyman c'mon
Hey now Rudy now, hey now Giuliani yea
lon da lon da lon da lon da lon da lon da lon da lon yeah
Cra, cra, cra Giuliani
...
lon da lon da lon da lon da lon da lon da lon da lon yeah
Cra, cra, cra Giuliani
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As someone who grew up in the New York Tri-State Area, and has been watching both Trump and Giuliani since the Egregious Eighties, it doesn't surprise me a bit that they seem to be trying to make Tom Lehrer's song come true: "And we will all go together when we go." They might go, but America will survive.
As someone who grew up in Queens and experienced first hand the underhanded business dealings of Il Douche and the heavy-handed gestapo tactics of Gooliani it saddens me to have people think they represent what NY'ers are about. But this too will pass, and until then the sharp pens will remain out.
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