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Song Parodies -> "Allah, Woncha buy me a Mercedez Benz"
Original Song Title:
"Lord, Woncha Buy Me a Mercedez Benz"
Original Performer:
Janis Joplin
Parody Song Title:
"Allah, Woncha buy me a Mercedez Benz"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
The following was performed by the great Muslim folk singer, Yusufinah Salaam (the former Janis Joplin) at Dunestock shortly before her death from an overdose of fasting
I'd like to sing something now of great importance to the ummah
Allah, woncha buy me a Mercedez Benz
My friends all ride camels, I must make "AY-mends"
Stayed chast all my lifetime, no help from the imam
Allah, won't you buy me a Mercedez Benz
Allah, woncha buy me a brand new chador
My old one shows forearm, I look like "a" whore
I wait to restore my honor, each day after four
So Allah, woncha buy me a brand new chador
Allah, woncha buy me a night at the bazaar
I'm counting on you 'lah, show me you're Akbar
Prove you're the Greatest, and blow up that Jew's car
Allah, woncha buy me a night at the bazaar
All believers sing!
Allah, woncha buy me a Mercedez Benz
My friends all ride camels, I must make "AY-mends"
Stayed chast all my lifetime, no help from the imam
Allah, woncha buy me a "Mer-SAY-des" Benz
That's it ... Ullalalalalalalalah
Allah, woncha buy me a Mercedez Benz
My friends all ride camels, I must make "AY-mends"
Stayed chast all my lifetime, no help from the imam
Allah, won't you buy me a Mercedez Benz
Allah, woncha buy me a brand new chador
My old one shows forearm, I look like "a" whore
I wait to restore my honor, each day after four
So Allah, woncha buy me a brand new chador
Allah, woncha buy me a night at the bazaar
I'm counting on you 'lah, show me you're Akbar
Prove you're the Greatest, and blow up that Jew's car
Allah, woncha buy me a night at the bazaar
All believers sing!
Allah, woncha buy me a Mercedez Benz
My friends all ride camels, I must make "AY-mends"
Stayed chast all my lifetime, no help from the imam
Allah, woncha buy me a "Mer-SAY-des" Benz
That's it ... Ullalalalalalalalah
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Looks like the Jews are getting adept at blowing up cars. Great song. Beware the fatwa.
It seems like Yusufinah would also have appreciated Tim Minchin's song '15 Foot C*** and 77 Virgins'!
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