(Psychedelic beginning)

Turning on my TV set, and
there's a new thing on the air tonight.
I went to watch your show, I know that you
looked allright.
Now, I can understand the lack of your fame,
They call you dorks instead of "Mie" and "Kei"
The lines they gave you and Jeff were lame.
It really showed the day the Nielsen
ratings came.

It said,
They don't watch you anymore, "Pink Lady"
They don't watch you anymore

Going down to school, and they
wonder what I see in that show.
They turn and tell me "Why don't you just stick to
'Tic Tac Dough'?"
They say your show is just total slime,
from the opening titles to "hot tub time".
Your show plodded on painfully,
Until the day the decision came from
NBC.

They said,
I can't watch you anymore, "Pink Lady"
I can't watch you anymore

One of these days your group of diehard fans are gonna
get our motherlode.
One of these days we'll own DVD's of every
episode.
But that day will have to wait for a while,
Right now I'm only a 10-year-old child,
In my 30's things will change,
But for now a "turkey" your show
will remain.

But now
I can't watch you anymore, "Pink Lady"
I can't watch you anymore,
no,
They don't wanna watch you anymore, "Pink Lady"...

(Psychedelic ending)