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Song Parodies -> "A New President"

Original Song Title:

"Mercedes Benz"

Original Performer:

Janias Joplin

Parody Song Title:

"A New President"

Parody Written by:

gipper40

The Lyrics

Oh, Lord! Won’t you send us a new President
This one is screwing up our ol’ nation
He sides with the enemy like the Iranians
So, Lord! Won’t you send us a new President!

Oh, Lord! Won’t you buy me a digital TV
My antenna keeps fading out on me…
They say we need digital, for that I agree!
So, Lord! Won’t you buy me a digital TV!

Oh, Lord! Won’t you save us from these ol’ clowns
Those who are in congress, always messin’ around
I know they don’t like me, they never hear my sound…
So, Lord! Won’t you kick them out of this town!

Oh, Lord! Won’t you send us a new President
This one is screwing up our ol’ nation
He sides with the enemy like the Iranians
So, Lord! Won’t you send us a new President!

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Michael Pacholek - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
The Lord DID send you a new President. And the closest he's ever come to "siding with the enemy" is when he reached out to Republicans, and they refused to do what was right for our country. So much for, "We will extend a hand if you will unclench your fist."
gipper40 - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
I thought Obama was going to put all that petty politics aside and unite both parties, you dummy! :)
rob - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
gee, and then o-12,000 more troops-BOMB-a didnt pull the military out of a war demoncrats say we cant win, instead he sent in more. wanna fess up yet cowardly commies? i didnt think so. by the way, how's the economy and unemployment doing under our muslum puke? as for the Lord, Jesus is in Heaven waiting for us all to join Him in bliss, but He would not endorse a muslum idiot who worships a fake turd like allah, nor would He say kill everyone who doesnt worship allah. a new covenant allows even turds like o-12,000 more troops- i lied and you all bought it-BOMB-a entry also - out of His love, and only out of HIs love. start to appreciate life now that you have entry to the riches of Jesus Christ. ( if anytthing upsets liberals, it;'s the praise of Jesus. sorry, integrity and truth get in my way sometimes)
Michael Pacholek - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
If anything upsets Jesus, it's right-wingers using him and twisting his teachings. And lying. Barack Obama is a better Christian than you are, Rob -- but then, how hard would that be?

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