The little old lady caught the community bus
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
She got a lift down to the shops it ain’t no fuss
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
She parked herself in the middle of the mall
And drinks her cappuccino from the donut stall

And everybody's sayin' that she has a wild demeanor cause
The little old lady drinks cappuccino
She gets free donuts with her Seniors Card
And when she buys her coffee, she bargains hard.
The little old lady who drinks cappuccinos

If you see her on the strip, you know it’s Dunkin Donuts
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
If she doesn’t have a coffee, you know she’ll go nuts
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
Well, she’ll get a cappuccino, now, sooner or later
'Cause you can’t keep tabs on this percolator

And everybody's sayin' that she has a wild demeanor cause
The little old lady drinks cappuccino
She gets free donuts with her Seniors Card
And when she buys her coffee, she bargains hard.
The little old lady who drinks cappuccinos

You can catch her all the time, at the Krispy Kreme now
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
Drinking cappuccino or so it seems now
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
Drinks so much coffee she bounces of the wall
She pees so often it’s like a waterfall

And everybody's sayin' that she has a wild demeanor cause
The little old lady drinks cappuccino
She gets free donuts with her Seniors Card
And when she buys her coffee, she bargains hard.
The little old lady who drinks cappuccinos

Go granny, go granny, go granny, go (come on granny, go)
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go (come on granny, go)
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go (come on granny, go)
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go (come on granny, go)