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Song Parodies -> "Little Old Lady Stopping Antifa"

Original Song Title:

"Little Old Lady From Pasadena"

Original Performer:

Jan & Dean

Parody Song Title:

"Little Old Lady Stopping Antifa"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

At some point you have to call out those thugs for residential unrest in Portland. It's a good thing this senior had some gumption to inspire the folks. As well as this song.
It’s the little old lady stopping Antifaaaaaaa

(Verse 1)
The little old lady stopping Antifa
(Go senior, go senior, go senior go)
Has a walker (and) finished taking milk of magnesia
(Go senior, go senior, go senior go)
But something is burning outside her door
When these rioters are something to deplore

(Chorus)
And the neighbourhood won’t ever suffer from amnesia
With the little old lady stopping Antifa
She wears her mask and she has your backs
When you travel Portland, streets, cul-de-sacs
It’s the little old lady stopping Antifaaaaaaaa

(Verse 2)
If you see those angry people all dressed in black
Go senior, go senior, go senior go
She can stand her ground in front of them take no flak
Go senior, go senior, go senior go
Now, the cops will never come to stop the agitators
Cause, Tim thinks they’re a bunch of peaceful demonstrators

(Chorus)

(Instrumental)
Go senior, go senior, go senior go
(Instrumental)
Go senior, go senior, go senior go
They all crowd around her and pour white paint
But black lives matter won’t show their attaint

(Chorus)

Go senior, go senior, go senior so
Senior go (x6)
(Fade out)
At time of posting we are at 74 days/nights of riots and counting. Tim Wheeler do your damn job.

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Arch Vile - August 10, 2020 - Report this comment
Sorry. I made a small typo. Portland's mayor is Ted Wheeler not Tim Wheeler.
Ted Wheeler (Summarized) - August 10, 2020 - Report this comment
"Aw, c'mon, guys, stop rioting... please? You're making Trump look good!"
Patrick - August 10, 2020 - Report this comment
Trump should run video of the riots. That is the one issue sure to get him re-elected.
CML - August 11, 2020 - Report this comment
I loved that song as a kid, Arch!! So if you realize how old I was.before, you probably do now. Inspired hoice of OS .... You know, the original lyrics "Go granny, go" would have worked also. You dont have.to change every lyric. Whatever strikes the.funny bone
CML - August 11, 2020 - Report this comment
Jan and Dean; the poor man's Beach Boys. Had a few great songs but flamed out after a couple of.years
Patrick - August 11, 2020 - Report this comment
They were among the multitude who recorded "Eve of Destruction" on their "Folk and Roll" album.
Arch Vile - August 11, 2020 - Report this comment
@CML, When I was going through the story, I could not find any information that those seniors had grandchildren. I was being more true to the story, rather than the song.
Kick Out the Jams, MFs! - September 23, 2020 - Report this comment
Quit basterdizing a surf rock song and don't glorify a racist snow white shrew. Disgusting.
Kick Out the Jams, MFs! - September 23, 2020 - Report this comment
Ochinchin daisuki!
Arch Vile - September 24, 2020 - Report this comment
Osoi komentodesuga, arigatōgozaimasu.

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