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Song Parodies -> "My Boat Has Hole"

Original Song Title:

"Heart and Soul"

Original Performer:

Jan & Dean

Parody Song Title:

"My Boat Has Hole"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

My boat has hole
it seems I ran aground
my boat has hole
it's water all around
my drive shaft- is bent and snagged about
(and I just want to shout!)

My boat has hole
it seems those rocks I scored -
lost control,
and tumbled overboard,
I just that fairway missed
There in the night mist -

Oh! those rock were chilling, almost killing,
Never before my boat was slowly filling...

But now I swim, that one crash course can do,
Look at me, I am in distress too,
That little hit with shoal -
Oh dear, my boat has hole!

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 8

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Giorgio Coniglio - October 02, 2013 - Report this comment
Eau my! 5s. GioLio
Visitor - October 02, 2013 - Report this comment
An American once had a business trip to Finland and spent part of it on a large boat in the Baltic Sea with a Swedish man. The Swede told a joke: "Why does the NEW Finnish Navy have glass-bottom boats?" Everyone looked around and then he answered: "To see the OLD Finnish Navy!" Shortly after a Finnlander asked, "what is dumber than a dumb Finnlander?" Again, all were silent. Then he answered: "A smart Swede!!!"
Rob Arndt - October 02, 2013 - Report this comment
Enjoyed it from start to finn-ish :)

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