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Song Parodies -> "Nerd City"

Original Song Title:

"Surf City"

Original Performer:

Jan & Dean

Parody Song Title:

"Nerd City"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

I guess we're kind of already there.
Two nerds for every dork!

I got a '64 Volvo, it's a clunker but it's sturdy
(Nerd City, here we come...)
And as a Harvard College sophomore, I guess I'm rather nerdy
(Nerd City, here we come...)

And there's the Science lab building out my rear window--
Right after study group I'm gonna go!!!

And I'm goin' to Nerd City where they google "fun"
You know it's total Nerd City, where I won't get shunned
Ya, I'm goin' to Nerd City where they google "fun"
You know it's total Nerd City, where I won't get shunned, now

Two nerds for every dork!!

I carry seven different cell phones so I guess I'm kinda techie
(Nerd City, here we come...)
At all the Halloween parties I'm a Wookie not a Trekkie
(Nerd City, here we come...)

We'll be scarfin' down nachos and gettin' the GERD
Critiquin' Big Bang Theory with über-nerds!!!

And I'm goin' to Nerd City where they google "fun"
You know it's total Nerd City, where I won't get shunned
Ya, I'm goin' to Nerd City where they google "fun"
You know it's total Nerd City, where I won't get shunned, now

Two nerds for every dork!!

I got a William Gates autograph, it gives me a woody
(Nerd City, here we come...)
I wear a white turtleneck, I get too warm in a hoodie
(Nerd City, here we come...)

Don't disrespect us Nerd citizens with profanities--
We tend to pull six figures with our Ph.D.'s!!!

And I'm goin' to Nerd City where they google "fun"
You know it's total Nerd City, where I won't get shunned
Ya, I'm goin' to Nerd City where they google "fun"
You know it's total Nerd City, where I won't get shunned, now

Two nerds for every,
Two nerds for every dork!!
©2013 Bob Gomez

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TJC - February 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Love it! Great concept and twist on the original—my favorite sly sub?

A: Woodie/woody, of course!
John Barry - February 04, 2013 - Report this comment
I love it too.
Old Man Ribber - February 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Bob - Like your other two submissions today, this is top notch. ;D
Jonathan - February 04, 2013 - Report this comment
for some reason I thought this was going to be about the Wonka candy lol j/k 5's
Rob Arndt - February 04, 2013 - Report this comment
This parody brought out the Alpha Beta in me- 555 wedgies!!! Btw, seen the TV show "King of the Nerds?" They have a wide selection of male and female nerds. The "Blextrophy" Team is hilarious! Also, true Star Trek fans know that it's Trekkers and NOT Trekkies! I could extrapolate, but don't want to pontificate ;-)
Bob Gomez - February 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC, JAB, OMR, J and R for the kind comments. Always been a proud nerd myself--remember the "Revenge of the Nerds" movies? Used to watch those with my kids.
Dave W. - February 05, 2013 - Report this comment
At Halloween you can buy nerd cotumes to infiltrate their secret society...but be careful, you may have to learn to talk nerdy first.....They don't take kindly to imitation nerds
Susanna Viljanen - February 06, 2013 - Report this comment
I love this one. Years ago I made a parody of the same topic on the same song, and as a chemical enginerd I can well relate to this song. Fives.
CuteAndGeeky - February 07, 2013 - Report this comment
very good, sirGeek.

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