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Song Parodies -> "Venus Allure"

Original Song Title:

"Dead Man's Curve"

Original Performer:

Jan & Dean

Parody Song Title:

"Venus Allure"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My tribute to Marvel heroines Venus and Aphrodite...
The lovely Goddess Venus is such a sight,
And uses her Cestus to make things right
Taking human form, known as Victoria Starr,
On a divine mission of peace, works wonders

Her enchanting voice always works on the mind,
Has the power to heal wounds over time
All that she desires is the praise that she deserves,
Love slave- due to Venus allure

(Venus allure) love forces at play
(Venus allure) her charm easily sways
(Venus allure) when love saves the day
Who can withstand Venus allure???

Namora discovered her secret one night;
That she was a soulless Siren that gave sailors a fright
Mystic was hired, she became a human being,
But muted confused her, messed-up her thinking!

Aphrodite got mad, exercised her might
Took the false Venus to Celestial Heights
But instead of meting out the punishment deserved,
Relented and gave her the title - once more

(Venus allure) love forces at play
(Venus allure... [God Squad in action] )

Powers restored, she was in shock
Almost lost her nerve
But then as new Venus her passion was stirred
She uses her love powers towards valiant fights,
But often shields herself from human perception and sight

Who can withstand Venus allure???

(Venus allure) love forces at play
(Venus allure) her charm easily sways
(Venus allure) when love saves the day
Who can withstand Venus allure???

(Venus allure) love forces at play
(Venus allure) her charm easily sways
(Venus allure) when love saves the day
Who can withstand Venus allure???

(fade)
Former Siren Venus: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/81/Venus-comics-leonardkirk.jpg/250px-Venus-comics-leonardkirk.jpg Aphrodite: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Aphrodite_%28Marvel_Comics%29.jpg

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