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Song Parodies -> "Smurf Smitty's"

Original Song Title:

"Surf City"

Original Performer:

Jan & Dean

Parody Song Title:

"Smurf Smitty's"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

"Smurf Smitty's"

TWO TURTLES OR FREE TOYS!

I was just channel surfing when I suddenly had to go “Whoa!”
(Smurf Smitty’s, here I come!)
For an ad telling me all the details of a big promo
(Smurf Smitty’s, here I come!)
At the Grand Opening of a brand new store
That sells Smurfs keychains, dolls, and games and more

Chorus 1:
(And so I’m)
Going to Smurf Smitty’s for the big event
Going to Smurf Smitty’s big sale in a tent
Going to Smurf Smitt’s ‘cause they advertized:
“Come to Smurf Smitty’s you could win a prize!”
TWO TURTLES OR FREE TOYS!

You can buy yourself a costume and dress up like a Smurf
(Smurf Smitty’s, here I come!)
You can buy Smurfs action figures made of plastic or Nerf
(Smurf Smitty’s, here I come!)
They’ve got Smurfs lunch pails, pencil boxes, too,
They’ll even customize a Smurfs T-shirt for you!

Chorus 2:
(And so I’ve)
Gotta start for Smurf Smitty’ s – an hour’s drive for me
Gotta start for Smurf Smitty’ s, the sale starts at 3:00
Gotta start for Smurf Smitty’ s, I don’t want to be late
Gotta start for Smurf Smitty’ s ‘cause it’s 12:58
TWO TURTLES OR FREE TOYS!

I’ll have to rent a U-Haul to just haul home all the stuff I’ll buy
(Smurf Smitty’s, here I come!)
’Cause I know I’ll buy a ton altho' I'm unsure why
(Smurf Smitty’s, here I come!)
I just know I’m Smurfs-obsessed and that it all began
(When) Channel surfing serendipity made me a fan

(And so I’m)
Going to Smurf Smitty’s for the big event
Going to Smurf Smitty’s big sale in a tent
Going to Smurf Smitt’s ‘cause they advertized:
“Come to Smurf Smitty’s you could win a prize!”
TWO TURTLES FOR FREE,
TWO TURTLES OR FREE TOY-OY-OY-OYS!
© Stan Hall Actually, this parody's entire raison d'être is a single pun knowers of the orginials lyrics should spot readily. :-)

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alvin - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
hate smurfs but love the parody
Stan - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
:-) Actually, I don't know squat about Smurfs but couldn't resist fleshing out the title sub that popped into my head while hearing the OS recently. Plus there's the pun from the OS want to put to, er .. timely use. ;-)
littleSmurf Cake - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for this cute & fun Parody, Sir Stan!! I loved the " rent a uHaul for all the stuff I'll buy, but I'm not sure why" !! My favorite 4-letter word ~ S-A-L-E ~ !!
AFW - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for Smurf Smitty's
Ann Hammond - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
Peregrin - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
You desmurf three 5's!
John Jenkins - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Stan, you're not related to Tommy Turtle, are you?
Stan - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks all. JJ -- You Bottineau by now I'm not. :-)

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