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Song Parodies -> "The Little Old Lady Drinks Cappuccinos"

Original Song Title:

"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"

Original Performer:

Jan & Dean

Parody Song Title:

"The Little Old Lady Drinks Cappuccinos"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Now the little old lady drinks cappuccinos

There's a little old lady from Pasadena
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
Had a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
But then a Starbucks opened next door
And her poor ole' flower bed saw her no more

And you can see her sprinting from L.A. to Reno
When that little old lady drinks cappuccinos
She's buzzed, she's wild, she won't slow down
Causing heart attacks all over the nursing home

When the little old lady drinks cappuccinos

She is running everywhere with high energy
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
She's becoming the poster girl for AARP
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
She's bound to get a spasm sooner or later
Because now she wants to jog around the equator

And you can see her sprinting from L.A. to Reno
When that little old lady drinks cappuccinos
She's buzzed, she's wild, she won't slow down
Causing heart attacks all over the nursing home

When the little old lady drinks cappuccinos

If you see her disco dancing and acting funky
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
She's an octegenarian Starbucks spunky
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
The Doc brings Skelaxin to calm her down
But her Java Jones keeps her running 'round

And you can see her sprinting from L.A. to Reno
When that little old lady drinks cappuccinos
She's buzzed, she's wild, she won't slow down
Causing heart attacks all over the nursing home

When the little old lady drinks cappuccinos

Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
Parody by Mason "beware old ladies in sneakers" Resnick

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Susanna Viljanen - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice twist of the theme. 555
McKludge - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Heh Heh Heh, Cornholio needs Crappachino! heh heh heh heh!
Kristof Robertson - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Very original, Mason...and the later/equator couplet was my fave. 555
Ann Hammond - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
John Barry - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm with Kristof.
Rex - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Can't wait for the video - starring Betty White?
MasonR - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Susanna, McKludge, Kristof, Ann, and John. Rex: great idea--Betty White would be very good casting!
Dee Range - June 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Fine job, Mason. Haven't heard this oldie in 40 years...it was worth the wait! Really fun to sing along with.
Rick C - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Good to the last drop. I guess you and I were on the same wavelength. 555

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