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Song Parodies -> "Off To Prison For His Crimes"

Original Song Title:

"Carolina In My Mind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"Off To Prison For His Crimes"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

For his crimes he's headed off to prison
Jerry will never quit it
Still says he never did it
Those poor boys and the pain they'd find
That hit them from behind
But now Jerry's off to prison for his crimes

Matt was his adopted son
Jerry couldn't even leave him alone
Boys all knew that something was wrong
They're crying inside
But now Jerry's off to prison for his crimes

There ain't no doubt in no one's mind
A pedo's the worst thing around
He'll whisper something soft and kind
And then leave you scarred for life
And dying inside
But now Jerry's off to prison for his crimes

For his crimes he's headed off to prison
Getting what he's deserving
Finally justice serving
He stole those young boys' innocence
And hit them from behind
Now he's headed off to prison for his crimes

Dark and silent, late at night
I think I might have heard a young boy scream
It's quite a sight, it just ain't right
To steel a poor boy's life away
He's goin', he's goin'
He's headed off to prison for his crimes

Now in the college showers you were never safe
If you're younger than fourteen years old
Abuse that just went on like this forever
They all kept silent, but now he's caught and headed off to prison for his crimes

For his crimes he's headed off to prison
Don't it just make you weepy
Don't he just seem so creepy
Now he'll get what he dished out
He'll get it from behind
'Cause he's headed off to prison for his crimes
Headed off to prison for his crimes
'Cause he's headed off to prison for his crimes
Headed off to prison for his crimes
Gone, he's gone, he's gone
No one's gonna miss him 'cause he's in jail now
Boys much better off without him, he's gone

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