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Song Parodies -> "Romney's a Puppet"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Your Puppet"

Original Performer:

James & Bobby Purify

Parody Song Title:

"Romney's a Puppet"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Mitt Romney would be a "puppet" President---beholden to the corporations, Wall St., Bain Capital, Koch Brothers, and every other crooked entity that is destroying the fabric of our Democracy. Citizens United???? Yep, the REAL citizens NEED to get united...against this Monster that they created. Grover Norquist even said it himself....."All we need is a President who can use a pen...."
Bulls*itting, that is what I do, I'm their puppet
I'll say anything that they tell me to, I'm their puppet
Mm..... I'm theirs to own and to mold
Wall Street has got full control of their puppet

Give some more tax breaks to those at the top, I'm their puppet
Catch me lying and I'll do a flip-flop, I'm their puppet
Mm....., loads of cash is theirs to gain!
All they got to do is help out my campaign, I'm their puppet,
I'm their puppet

I'm just a ploy, just a corporate toy
I'll make them rich like a Jew
Rich & powerful, do just what I'm told
I don't even have a clue...
I'm a puppet.....I'm a puppet

(I'll) Say lots of stupid things and I'll string you along, I'm a puppet
Do the rich right and do the poor wrong, I'm their puppet.
Mm..... vote me in and I'll do anything
I'm just a puppet and big profits I will bring, I'm their puppet

Your lying, denying, money-grubbing puppet
I'm always flip-flopping,
I'll say anything, lie to you & piss you off........

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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John Cobretti - May 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Barack Obama/Mitt Romney is the disease, Ron Paul is the cure.
Jerry Lee - May 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Trump would be the best.
Rob Arndt - May 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey Jeff, I gave you 5s based on youtr parody and do not judge you on ideology. I understand that you are really mad at God, the REPs, etc... but both parties are corrupt as hell and have ties to special interests and even the occult that goes the entire way back to the Founding Fathers that were Masons and owned slaves. America is far from perfect and glady condemned the Nazis publically for war crimes while rewarding the most notorious for rocket science and space medicine. von Braun was a Capt in the SS and his V-2s caused massive terror, destrution, and cost lives. He praised Oberth as the father of modern rocketry and then changed his tune in America by crediting Goddard. the Dachau torture scientists were hired by NACA/NASA for helping design the space suits and laying the foundatuion of Astronaut health, diet, and survivability. Germany already had spacesuits in WW2 made by Draeger for several spacecraft from EMW and by Dr. Saenger and Irene Bredt, even von Braun. So everyone is dirty no matter what they claim. It doesn't really matter if Obama get a second term or Romney his first- the US is going down the drain and is headed for collapse just like the Roman Empire. Take care of yourself and peace :)
Jeff in Richmond VA - May 05, 2012 - Report this comment
That constitution guy is probably a rich hedge fund manager or something corrupt like that...
Sgt. Pepper - May 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Ron Paul is the cure? Sir Paul would be better. He says,"All you need is love, love. Love is all you need. Yee-hay!"

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