Oh Lord
Seems the wireless has gone down again
Since we switched to it we've had trouble without end
I'll soon be a resident in the looney bin
Oh Lord
If we have to back up again.
Lord
Won't you help those poor souls in IT
To get the network up and running for me?
We got lots of areas to inventory-y.
Oh Lord
I don't want to input manually!
Lord
I sure hate when the system goes down
More often than some toothless hooker downtown.
I use lots of naughty words, on my face a fro-own
Thank God there's no sledgehammers laying around.
(everybody)
Lord
Seems the system has gone down again
Thought I'd get a day off but then had to come in.
I just wanted to go to the quarry to swi-im
But no, #*@%-ing wireless has gone down again.
Lord
What is going on just don't make sense
In the system I'm losing all confidence
'Specially after that e-mail I.T. se-ent
Saying sorry for all of the incontinence.

Lord
I'll allow it's been one sh*tty day.
Hittin' the fan and a-blowin' my way
Was I incon-ve-ni-enced? Bet yer frickin' A-a,
But no sphincter control issues, I'm pleased to say.