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Song Parodies -> "Wireless Down Again"

Original Song Title:

"Mercedes Benz"

Original Performer:

Jains Joplin

Parody Song Title:

"Wireless Down Again"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

We installed a wireless bar code scanning handheld computer system to manage inventory in the hospital where I work. It has been having issues that have resulted in 60+ work weeks for many which is why I have not been here much. Anyway during the latest bout of trouble someone from our support desk sent an email to everyone but God apologizing for any incontinence the downtimes have caused. A song was born.
Oh Lord
Seems the wireless has gone down again
Since we switched to it we've had trouble without end
I'll soon be a resident in the looney bin
Oh Lord
If we have to back up again.
Won't you help those poor souls in IT
To get the network up and running for me?
We got lots of areas to inventory-y.
Oh Lord
I don't want to input manually!
I sure hate when the system goes down
More often than some toothless hooker downtown.
I use lots of naughty words, on my face a fro-own
Thank God there's no sledgehammers laying around.
Seems the system has gone down again
Thought I'd get a day off but then had to come in.
I just wanted to go to the quarry to swi-im
But no, #*@%-ing wireless has gone down again.
What is going on just don't make sense
In the system I'm losing all confidence
'Specially after that e-mail I.T. se-ent
Saying sorry for all of the incontinence.

I'll allow it's been one sh*tty day.
Hittin' the fan and a-blowin' my way
Was I incon-ve-ni-enced? Bet yer frickin' A-a,
But no sphincter control issues, I'm pleased to say.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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alvin - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
loved it all but the toothless hooker line was priceless
AFW - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm less don't need to worry 'bout this..
PMS - August 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin and AFW. And thanks whoever voted threes, I'm glad to know you at least half liked it.
Meriadoc - September 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Was the OS really this long? Loved the incontinence line.
PMS - September 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Meriadoc. No the OS was only four verses. So was the original version of this. Until that support person sent out the incontinents email.
Peregrin - September 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job PMS!
PMS - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Peregrin

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