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Song Parodies -> "Consider Yourself"
Original Song Title:
"Consider Yourself"
Original Performer:
Jack Wild and Chorus (from 'Oliver!')
Parody Song Title:
"Consider Yourself"
Parody Written by:
Klif Fuller
The Lyrics
'Strigoi' is a Romanian word meaning 'vampire' 'Get' is someone sired by a vampire.
Consider yourself strigoi,
Consider yourself one of the living dead
We've taken the blood from you,
It's clear you're nos-fera-tu
Consider yourself un-dead
Consider yourself a creature of the night.
You're gonna be feared ..and how.
Who cares?.You're top of the food chain now!
If we should chance to meet
In some back street
Some pretty dames
With their pumping veins
Why grouse?
Give 'em a great big grin,
Show ya fangs
And sink "em in
Then the drinks are on the "ouse!
Consider yourself my get.
I turned you without much fuss,
And after you have made your first kill , we can state...
Consider yourself
One of us!
Nobody tries in on when you are a vampire
You're the ruler over all
Only it's wise to be wary of the sharpened stake
When the slayers comes to call
Consider yourself my get.
I turned you without much fuss,
And after you have made your first kill , we can state...
Consider yourseellllf.......
One of us
Consider yourself one of the living dead
We've taken the blood from you,
It's clear you're nos-fera-tu
Consider yourself un-dead
Consider yourself a creature of the night.
You're gonna be feared ..and how.
Who cares?.You're top of the food chain now!
If we should chance to meet
In some back street
Some pretty dames
With their pumping veins
Why grouse?
Give 'em a great big grin,
Show ya fangs
And sink "em in
Then the drinks are on the "ouse!
Consider yourself my get.
I turned you without much fuss,
And after you have made your first kill , we can state...
Consider yourself
One of us!
Nobody tries in on when you are a vampire
You're the ruler over all
Only it's wise to be wary of the sharpened stake
When the slayers comes to call
Consider yourself my get.
I turned you without much fuss,
And after you have made your first kill , we can state...
Consider yourseellllf.......
One of us
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