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Song Parodies -> "Boneless Porkchops"

Original Song Title:

"Lonely Teardrops"

Original Performer:

Jackie Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Boneless Porkchops"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

mama, do chops, okay ?...hey hey
mama, do chops, okay ?...hey hey
mama, do chops, okay ?...hey hey

my mom is fryin'...fryin'
boneless porkchops
us fellows never tire of
boneless porkchops

no bones...no bones
just simmer well...simmer well
(simmer well)
simmer well
(simmer well)
hey hey...(simmer well)

those pigs keep dyin'...dyin'
boneless porkchops
you say you never tried 'em ?
boneless porkchops

no bones...no bones
just simmer well...simmer well
(simmer well)
simmer well
(simmer well)
hey hey...(simmer well)

just hand me that special pan
i'll lend a hand
come on, they're yummy
at least if they don't burn
i have my way...i'd eat 'em every day
there's nothin' i like better, i've learned

fryin'...

boneless porkchops
so mellow...never dried up
boneless porkchops

no bones...no bones
just simmer well...simmer well
(simmer well)
simmer well
(simmer well)
hey hey...(simmer well)

make it right now, mama...(simmer well)
come on...come on...(simmer well)
make it, mama...yeah...(simmer well

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Red Ant - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
No bone to pick here; tasty parody.
AFW - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
boneless chops...555 a pound
Lionel Mertens - July 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Where's the apple sauce? 5's
alvin rhodes - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks red ant AFW and lionel
Michael Pacholek - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
As Vincent Vega (John Travolta) would say, "Yeah, but bacon tastes gooood! Pork chops taste gooood! This parody is gooood!"

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