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Song Parodies -> "Plant Milk Ocean"
Original Song Title:
"Sour Milk Sea"
Original Performer:
Jackie Lomax
Parody Song Title:
"Plant Milk Ocean"
Parody Written by:
vegan minstrel
The Lyrics
If your milk's not right, doesn't satisfy you
Try soy, almond, rice, coconut, cashew
Get freed with hemp seed, pumpkin seed, flax & pea
Sunflower & Sesame will make you believe
Dive into Plant Milk Ocean
You do belong there
You’ll find the perfect potion
It’s something you’ll want to share
If you want the most from what you swill
Oat, walnut, pistachio is a thrill
Peanut, hazelnut, mac nut is fine
Banana, potato, quinoa divine
Dive into Plant Milk Ocean
You do belong there
You’ll find the perfect potion
It’s something you’ll want to share
Looking for release from limitation?
Leave cows alone and join the plant milk nation
It’s fun to try every different type
Trust me, you’ll love it, this is no hype
Dive into Plant Milk Ocean
You do belong there
You’ll find the perfect potion
It’s something you’ll want to share
Plant milk will fill you with glee
It’s something that will set you free
Dive in, dive in, dive in
Why don't you dive in now
You do belong there
Get in there and stay
Try soy, almond, rice, coconut, cashew
Get freed with hemp seed, pumpkin seed, flax & pea
Sunflower & Sesame will make you believe
Dive into Plant Milk Ocean
You do belong there
You’ll find the perfect potion
It’s something you’ll want to share
If you want the most from what you swill
Oat, walnut, pistachio is a thrill
Peanut, hazelnut, mac nut is fine
Banana, potato, quinoa divine
Dive into Plant Milk Ocean
You do belong there
You’ll find the perfect potion
It’s something you’ll want to share
Looking for release from limitation?
Leave cows alone and join the plant milk nation
It’s fun to try every different type
Trust me, you’ll love it, this is no hype
Dive into Plant Milk Ocean
You do belong there
You’ll find the perfect potion
It’s something you’ll want to share
Plant milk will fill you with glee
It’s something that will set you free
Dive in, dive in, dive in
Why don't you dive in now
You do belong there
Get in there and stay
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Just thought you might find this interesting: Friends and family of the Russian food influencer, whose real name was Zhanna Samsonova, were quoted as saying by Newsflash that she “died of starvation and exhaustion” after subsisting exclusively on a “completely raw vegan diet” in Malaysia. Also, if you keep flashing your virtue signal, you'll burn your battery out. HTH
one member of vegan minstrel ate raw for many years and is still alive. he now eats some cooked food and swills a 6-pack of beer daily in his 60's. lots of beer isn't great for men though because it causes moobs (man boobs). even with that, plant-based eating recharges a body well, so there is always energy for more virtue signalling.
We agree on beer. OTOH, I'll consider changing my opinion if you can name me 10 NFL starters who follow your path.
Tom Brady being on this list of 10 vegan-friendly NFL players has to inspire you: www.livekindly.com/vegan-nfl-players
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