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Song Parodies -> "Eat a Lot of Fat Every Day"
Original Song Title:
"Put a Little Love In Your Heart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jackie DeShannon
Parody Song Title:
"Eat a Lot of Fat Every Day"
Parody Written by:
Tim Hall
The Lyrics
You can shorten your life
Not from everyday strife
Eat a lot of fat every day
Use food just like a sword
You don't have to be gored
Eat a lot of fat every day
And you will feel a pain in your back
And you will have a huge heart attack
Collapse and die
We will stand and sigh
Eat a lot of red meat
The taste cannot be beat
Eat a lot of fat every day
In a store it's not hard
To find a pound of lard
Eat a lot of fat every day
And you will feel a pain in your back
And you will have a huge heart attack
Collapse and die
We will stand and sigh
Stand and sigh
Don't act like a fairy
Eat anything dairy
Eat a lot of fat every day
I hope that you decide
Cholesterol's your guide
Eat a lot of fat every day
And you will feel a pain in your back
And you will have a huge heart attack
For you and me
You just wait and see
Eat a lot of fat every day
Eat a lot of fat every day
Eat a lot of fat every day
Eat a lot of fat every day
Eat a lot of fat ev-
Eat a lot of fat every day
Not from everyday strife
Eat a lot of fat every day
Use food just like a sword
You don't have to be gored
Eat a lot of fat every day
And you will feel a pain in your back
And you will have a huge heart attack
Collapse and die
We will stand and sigh
Eat a lot of red meat
The taste cannot be beat
Eat a lot of fat every day
In a store it's not hard
To find a pound of lard
Eat a lot of fat every day
And you will feel a pain in your back
And you will have a huge heart attack
Collapse and die
We will stand and sigh
Stand and sigh
Don't act like a fairy
Eat anything dairy
Eat a lot of fat every day
I hope that you decide
Cholesterol's your guide
Eat a lot of fat every day
And you will feel a pain in your back
And you will have a huge heart attack
For you and me
You just wait and see
Eat a lot of fat every day
Eat a lot of fat every day
Eat a lot of fat every day
Eat a lot of fat every day
Eat a lot of fat ev-
Eat a lot of fat every day
trhall@stuart.iit.edu
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I guess you don't believe in the Dr. Atkins Diet.
Hey Tim, you need to be voting on our 'Lunchables" parody! ;-D
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