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Song Parodies -> "Put A Mother's Milk In That Pint"

Original Song Title:

"Put A Little Love In Your Heart"

Original Performer:

Jackie DeShannon

Parody Song Title:

"Put A Mother's Milk In That Pint"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

MONTPELIER, Vt. (AP) — Ice cream made from breast milk? That's what the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants Ben & Jerry's Homemade Ice Cream to consider making. The Virginia-based nonprofit group sent a letter to company co-founders Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield on Tuesday asking them to use human breast milk instead of cow's milk in their products. PETA said the health of consumers and cows would benefit from the switch. Ben & Jerry's spokesman Rob Michalak said the company applauds PETA's creative approach to bring attention to an issue, but believes that a mother's milk is best used by a child.

Gimme Butter Pecan
Or Neopolitan
Put a mother's milk in that pint
Cherry Garcia's great
How 'bout Pumpkin Cheesecake
Put a mother's milk in that pint

And Peace, Whirled would be like second base
'Cause a girl lactated in Half Baked
And Fudge...Brownie
And Chunky...Monkey

Another bra comes off
And it's not off to boff
Put a mother's milk in that pint
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
With a bit of J-Lo
Put a mother's milk in that pint

And Phish Food (and Phish Food) won't have a bovine trace
Now it's swirled (now it's swirled) with what feeds baby's face
Yahoo (yahoo)
Tee hee (tee hee)
So let's eat (let's eat)
Some Crè Jolie

With every ultrasound
They will be Vermont bound
Put a mother's milk in that pint
And as full udders droop
Make me some Turtle Soup
Put a mother's milk in that pint

Some might hurl (some might hurl) but not me I confess
Country girls ('cause cowgirls) would make a sweet express
It's true (it's true)
sez me (sez he)
I'll have Chicks (have chicks)

Put Jennifer Love in that pint
Love that Hewitt taste
Put some Courtney Love in that pint
Now I've gone astray
Put no Courtney Love in that pint
Funky Junkie Crunch
Put some other milk in that pint
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream

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alvin - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
wonderfully wacky
renaldo - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, guess there won't be Nipple Fudge Ripple anytime soon.
Invisible Boy - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved your idea Renaldo...especially the way you used the B&J flavor titles. I've been to the B&J factory several times and your parody conjures-up a few images I hadn't previously thought of.
renaldo - October 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks IB. Now that's a factory tour I could get into! My current favorite B&J flavor is Oatmeal Cookie Chunk.

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