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Song Parodies -> "The Achoo of a Drool"

Original Song Title:

"The Statue Of A Fool"

Original Performer:

Jack Greene

Parody Song Title:

"The Achoo of a Drool"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Somewhere there should be
For us with allergy
The "Achoo" of a drool made of stone
An image of a nose
That runs, and sneezes, blows..
As tribute to the suffering we've known..

It won't need a face
Just two nostrils carved someplace
To honor us millions, still denied
For the itch in our eyes we've had
And symptoms that are bad
Nothing works..all the remedies we've tried..

So build that "Achoo"...and it high
So...everyone can see
Then inscribe...The World's Greatest Allergy
And name it after it after me..

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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 5   11

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Old Man Ribber - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Nothing to sniffle at! Once again you've broken the "mold" and earned a pollen count of 5-5-5! ;D
Mark Scotti - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Bless you........with fives!!!
Fiddlegirl - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
This one "spores" 3 5s!
Christie Marie M - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
The "Achoo" part in your song is so funny! I tend to get allergies every year! Salut to you and 555 handkerchiefs!
TJC - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody was just the nostrum I needed this morning!
blackjack21 - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm itching to vote on this parody and you're getting, I mean fives.
alvin - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
i really dig the quirky concepts you create
AFW - July 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone
DJ Blaze - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment
I've been getting allergies a lot lately... and this song, especially the title, made me ROFLOL! 555, and I echo all comments above.

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