Song Parodies -> "Stop Declining My Visa"

Original Song Title:

"In-A -Gadda-Da-Vida"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Stop Declining My Visa"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Personally I can't stand this song. I just did it because it was part of my Weird Al Polka Parody Project.

I am craving that pizza, Hungry
With a pitcher of cold brew
Stop declining my Visa, Waitress
Can’t you tell that all my cash I blew?

I swear I’ve got money!
Run it again!
One slice with extra cheese
Do you take yen?
Food I can’t rent!

Stop declining my Visa, Cabbie
Can’t you see that I’m so screwed!
I will act like a Diva, Screaming
All I’ve got is spare change, Will that do?

I rode in your Taxi
Cost half a grand
Gave you my card with glee
It was my plan
Was not a scam!!!

(Extremely long solo as they attempt over and over again to run the card but it keeps declining)

Stop declining my Visa, Hooker
This credit card I cannot use?!
Now I’m fighting your pimp he’s crazy!
When I’m done I am gonna be bruised!

I’m in the E.R. wing
I got so bashed
Can’t stop my bleeding
They just take cash!
This card I’ll smash!!!

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Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2012 - Report this comment

If you've got a burrito, Matty, you will know I still love you. Glad I Discovered this one today!

John Barry - January 31, 2012 - Report this comment

You made something out of 18 minutes of nothing!

Blaydeman - February 11, 2012 - Report this comment

(SOTM) It was funny, really funny. I wish there were more lyrics though. I understand the song has a long instrumental break, by lyrically there wasn't enough for me. You stuff was great! I just wanted more.

Abbott Skelding - February 12, 2012 - Report this comment

This is one of those classic "Why the hell didn't I think of that idea?!" moments. Great job as always!

Peter Andersson - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment

Very good title switch, I looked at the whole list (it has been used surprisingly much for such a crappy OS) and the only title that rivals this one is Red Ant's and John Barry's (both about PETA). Good story told too, nice twist with the last two verses, by then I had already started to expect a finale with debt collectors going "stop denying you've VISA *invective*!!! (though that might have then ended up in the ER too).

Porfle Popnecker - February 18, 2012 - Report this comment

Good parody, great drum solo!

Glen S - February 25, 2012 - Report this comment

It just keeps declining. Funny idea here Matt. Enjoyed the 'I’m so screwed/Will that do?' stanza and the drum solo. Don't ask a hooker where to swip the card, no good comes of it. Family Guy already tried that.

bobpiecheese - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Pity the OS is so short, this is the kind of topic that a lot of laughs could be gained from, but you still did very well with what little you had. 555!

Arwen - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment

SOTM...I'm with BPC, I wish the OS had more verses, because I would have loved to have read more and more of your declining adventures. :) Loved what you did with what you had to work with.

Also, the OS always reminds me of The Simpsons, which is ALWAYS a good thing!

Arwen - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment

SOTY...still feel for the ever-declined VISA card holder...hahaha...great job!

Agrimorfee - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment

Not maxed out on the funny, but I give you a lot of credit for a great title.

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