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Song Parodies -> "The (Muslim) Brotherhood's The Plan"

Original Song Title:

"The Brotherhood Of Man"

Original Performer:

How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying

Parody Song Title:

"The (Muslim) Brotherhood's The Plan"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

As Egypt reels, Jordan shakes, and Tunisia falls, there is a common thread in each of these events. The Muslim Brotherhood stands poised to gain control of the entire Middle East. Nor is this takeover limited to Asia and North Africa. Muslim Brotherhood organizations are at work in Europe and the United States. Talk about "universiality"! In writing this song, I followed the words as posted on STLyrics verbatim, so don't blame me for any variations. This has been a great educational experience, and when this is posted I will have to learn another new word..."Fatwah!". ;D

Now you might join Hamas, my friend -
Al-Qaeda or the others.
And I may join the Taliban
Or those Hezbollah mothers.
Folks may endorse the P.L.O.
To murder Is-ra-el.
But there is one big group out there
To kill the infidel.

The Muslim Brotherhood's the plan!
Gonna make the whole world into - Iran.
We'll put Egypt and all - under our Shia Law,
And the entire earth if we can.
Wahabbi-ism is our creed.
All you infidels must convert - or bleed!
To ev'ry heathen god - we'll bring the great jihad!
The Muslim Brotherhood's the plan!

We're now enhanced - a force in France,
A power in Great Britain.
In Italy and Germany
We've no intent of quittin'.
We'll make Chinese and Russians fall,
And hopefully one day
We'll realize our greatest prize -
Destroy the U.S.A.!

The Muslim Brotherhood's the plan!
Women here are just property - of man.
Terror is our device - to get to paradise!
We'll make all of you Taliban!

We're - the Iman,
Just - like Iran!

Oh, you'll see our schemin'
In Egypt and Yemen.
Stop us? Are you dreamin,

E - gypt in vexed.
Jor - dan is next!

We'll show the universe our might -
Build our mosque on the Nine-Elev - en site!
'Cause someday when we're through,
We'll stone and behead you!
The Muslim Brotherhood's the plan!

If anyone is offended by this satire, please note that my real name is Salmon Rushdi. ;D

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 13

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Fiddlegirl - February 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Excellent choice for OS... And well-done. :) 555
Mark Scotti - February 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Protesters almost destoyed the museum carrying the King Tut articacts. Idiots!!!
TJC - February 03, 2011 - Report this comment
So--you're against 'brotherhood'? What's next--motherhood?
Heh! J/K... Great job here--the times they are a changing--into burquas!
John Barry - February 03, 2011 - Report this comment
555, although the situation in the Arab World--always f**ked up--is far from funny.
Andy Primus - February 03, 2011 - Report this comment
What JAB said. We've got loads of them over here that preach their crap to the gullible. Have you ever heard Abu Hamza al-Masri? Your country is still trying to have him extradited. If you've never heard of him, Wiki his name and read the part under "extradition to US". It'll give you an insight into the stupidity of the European Court of Human Rights.
Christie Marie M - February 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Wow, sound like another WW3 that's about to occur. Greatly written and I'm going to recruit an ally of 555's for this satire.
Tommy Turtle - February 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Could we keep the part about women being the property of men?

Kidding! (ducks flying frying pans) .. One of my all-time favorite show tunes, technically excellent rendition, and very 5-worthy. But it would be better not to pre-judge (meaning of "prejudice" who is going to come to power, or what their attitudes and actions may be. People often change once they get in power. (scratches head) - Hey, wait! Didn't somebody here just post a parody -- Monday, I think - about the POTUS changing his tune from the campaign trail demagoguery? ;-D

Inflammatory rhetoric here will only bring response in kind. If whoever does prove themselves to be bad, well, then ... ;) 555
Susanna Viljanen - February 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Sad, but that's how it goes. Fives.
BJM - February 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Thoroughly done, OMR. 5s. You mention many more Islamic factions and sub-faiths than I do in my contribution today, which proposes a truce.

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