John Kerry ra-a-a-an, John Kerry ra-a-a-an

Dubya needed schoolin', plan was simple
John Kerry, democrat, John Edwards, running mate
Should have sent those G.O.P. boys packing
What's the attraction in what Shrub's doing

John Kerry ra-an
Lost a game that he never should have played
John Kerry ra-an
Lost the game, now, he never should have played

Bush seemed always someone stupid to me
Big ignoramous, never caring
He had more charm than J. F. Kerry
Still wish that he was disappearing

John Kerry ra-an
Lost a game that he never should have played
John Kerry ra-an
Lost the game, now, he never should have played

Bush...seems like a moron to me
(seems like a moron to me)
Shrub's...so freakin' stupid, you see
(so freakin' stupid, you see-ee-ee-ee)

[steel drum instrumental, or Shrub's head played with xylaphone mallets]

John Kerry ra-an
Lost a game that he never should have played
John Kerry ra-an
Lost the game, now, he never should have played

People should have learned from last election
Folks lost their minds, the dems couldn't reach them
Now the lesson's over, Shrub's still with us
That is why I wrote this song, I'm saying

John Kerry ra-an
Lost a game that he never should have played
John Kerry ra-an
Lost the game, now, he never should have played

Kerry ran, Kerry ran, Kerry ran, Kerry ra-a-a-an