-> "No Bert,Ernie"
Original Song Title:
"No Milk Today"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"No Bert,Ernie"
The Lyrics
No Bert,Ernie. Big Bird has a journey.
When Cookie Monster's here,you'll see Prairie Dawn.
No Bert,Ernie. I hope Elmo's around.
When Oscar's going offensive,he's still in town.
How could they know your Rubber Duckie's gone
Don't lose all your hope,although there's nothing wrong
With your buddy Bert leaving your own home
Go sing the "somebody come and play" song
No Bert,Ernie. It wasn't always so.
What a sunny day,clouds are swept away.
So you just saw yellow eight-foot-tall Big Bird
He wasn't shy and he wasn't feeling weird
But now he got angry like he's not before
Are you having fear?
No Bert,Ernie. It wasn't always so.
What a sunny day,clouds are swept away.
As Oscar goes offensive,stand a chance.
But you won't go withstand his unfair circumstance.
How could they know your Rubber Duckie's gone
Don't lose all your hope,although there's nothing wrong
With your buddy Bert leaving your own home
Go sing the "somebody come and play" song
No Bert,Ernie. Big Bird has a journey.
When Cookie Monster's here,you'll see Prairie Dawn
So you just saw yellow eight-foot-tall Big Bird
He wasn't numb,now he's going out of hand
And now he's lifting up Telly and throw him
To a garbage can
No Bert,Ernie. Big Bird has a journey.
When Cookie Monster's here,you'll see Prairie Dawn
No Bert,Ernie. I hope Elmo's around.
When Oscar's going offensive,he's still in town.
How could they know your Rubber Duckie's gone
Don't lose all your hope,although there's nothing wrong
With your buddy Bert leaving your own home
Go sing the "somebody come and play" song
No Bert,Ernie. It wasn't always so.
What a sunny day,clouds are swept away.
So you just saw yellow eight-foot-tall Big Bird
He wasn't shy and he wasn't feeling weird
Oh you just saw yellow eight-foot-tall Big Bird
He wasn't bad and he wasn't acting weird
Oh you just saw yellow eight-foot-tall Big Bird
But maybe he really thought you are weird
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