I hate you.

I love you.

Who keeps giving this 5-5-5?! Are they stupid or just plain moronic? Or do they have some sort of strange attraction to human bodily waste?

This is shittier than "What a Poo" and I'm not shittin'. Take 3 upside down number 2's.

Poopie, um, how doo I say this? For $h!t's sake, you #2 about every song I have seen from you. If this is not an alias for another amirighter, please try and tap (wipe) some new ideas. Was going to rate this 222, but 545 from me for dropping the kid off at the poo-l. :) Maybe you work as a septic truck driver or at a waste wate facility and have nothing else to come out with. :) ( Mean it in all good fun, keep em flushing ).

Guy, my man, if you turn the numeral 2 upside down, it'll look like a 7 with a tail.

545, Red Ant? Are you serious? Pack it in, you're only encouraging them to write more, which is, contrary to popular belief, a bad thing

my 545 vote will have ZERO effect on the toilet humor parodies. Even if they all got voted 111 they would still be written. Besides, I used to work at the RECIEVING end of all the toilets in the area, a wasterwater plant. So I may have a slight advantage over most in accepting parodies about crap ( your $hit is my business, the $hit stops here, " What's that smell? Smells like money " ).

I am here giving an honest opinion about these parodies (which is more than you can say for some people). I've looked and i know for a fact that people are giving these songs 555 because Poopie Longstocking gave all theirs 555. Seriously, go look at any parody that Poopie Longstocking has rated and i'll bet she said something along the lines of "Bravo! 555". People don't actually enjoy this stuff, they're just returning the favour.

An honest opinion/vote is what I give of almost every parody I have rated. Some authors *MAY* pat each others backs, but I rate a parody on its merit AS A PARODY PERIOD. I don't care about funny really, because funny is different for everyone. If you can't SING the PARODIED WORDS over TOS AT THE SAME TIME, then it's no good ( IMO ). If I see a interesting topic but DKTOS, I leave a comment ( or not ) and do not vote. If you think that "nasty/toilet humor" gets 555 all the time, look at some of the author searches. Some will just 111 because they don't like the topic or message. And some parodies are so "crappy" they are actually worth a 555 ( and multiples of them ), despite the fact they are toilet humor. Take this parody for example. It has ZERO votes on pacing/overall other than 1 or 5, and only a single 4 in funny ( from me ) proving the point. It does not matter how unfunny it is, if the pacing is spot on it deserves a 511 at worst, but I would vote 513 or even 515 ( overall does not have to be an average of pacing or funny ), which I have given on a few parodies. PS- I have seen some of your parodies and DKTOS, so I can't vote on them.

A very valid point, Red Ant. But i can actually prove to you all that Plebby Pongstocking is sweet-talking her way into high votes. (Check out the 'Latest Comments' section if you don't believe me). And Red Ant, i'm surprised that you don't have anything to say over the matter. Just think how many well-thought out parodies go missed or get marks which don't reflect the very high standard of quality of the work, and then look at the filth that this bitch is coming out with... worth 555? I really don't think so...

The latest comments I have not seen. I do not show ANY favoritism of authors or topics WHATSOEVER. As far as I know, Poopie has never left a comment on my parodies. I don't care really if someone is submitting for the 1st or 1000th time, if I DKTOS, I probably won't read it. If the parody name is interesting ( as many of yours have been ),or just curious, then I look at songs I don't know. Also, I voted 545, while a few voted 555, afew voted 111 as well. If you want to see 2 parodies that I made that I thought were very good, look me up in the author page ( around 44 submissions now ) and check out " At Sears " and " Amiright City ". Not that I am ungateful for those 555's, just thought I would see a few more votes as those 2 songs were/are very popular around here. To conclude, some people are going to give toilet humor a 5 on funny because they like it, and *MAY* also give 55 on pacing/overall. The best way to "deal" with Poopie is to write good/better parodies, and not worry to much about the toilet humor, because it's here to stay. PS- Calling Poopie a b*tch may get some retaliation, maybe not. I don't even know if Poopie is a female or another Amirighters alias for their toilet humor parodies. PSS- This is the 3rd comment I have made on this parody, so I am saying my word in this matter.

Psss-Just checked the comments and saw none from Poopie, but probably 20% of the 400-600 comments were from us. In all fairness to Poopie, s/he is not a fraud, s/he writes parodies on this site just like eveyone else. I personally can find humor in most any parody. Hell I even wrote several dissing MYSELF. This thread is now exhausted. If you wish to continue further debate, just start on one of my new parodies in the next few days. Red Ant out.

*shakes head* excessive, but still funny...

Oh, God. Please Poopie Longstocking. Stop the horror. Every time I read one of your horrific toilet parodies, I throw up. Now you're probably screaming at me, BUT ALL YOUR PARODIES ARE ABOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR CLASSES! Well, most sane people would rather hear a person's laments about school than TOILET HUMOR!!! Now, please excuse my while I run off to the bathroom to vomit in disgust. 111

Pink Panther, you will be glad to know that Poopie Long Stocking has not written any parodies in about a year or so; and he isn't gonna write any more of them. That's because he died last year. By the way, I agree with your sentiment entirely, and I will also vote 1 1 1 on this, if I haven't done so already.

He/she/it died?? For sure????? Well, I'm a little glad because now he/she/it won't be writing any more parodies... yeah, I know that's horrible of me.

Mr. Critic: you are correct.
Pink Panther: have you seen any additional parodies from Poopie in the past year alone? I sure haven't. All ones from me, too.

LOL! 555! THIS PARODY WAS SO GROSS IT WAS FUNNY.

I disagree with BeTHaNY, but agree with the three commentators above her.

Well, that's good. I just joined the parodying scene in this March or something like that, so he/she/it/banjo was probably already dead when I started writing. But I still looked at her parodies because everybody mentions how Poopie is so horrible and stuff and I decided to see if he/she/it/banjo was really that bad. And I found out everybody was right about her. Oops- I read this parody so I have to go vomit in disgust again. (Well, not literally.)

It appears that Poopie was writing parodies in March of 2005---last year---and it must've been some time after that when you joined. (March of '06, perhaps?) By the way, I don't know for sure that Poopie was a female. It sounds like it could be a female nickname, but that's just a gimmick. Whatever gender Poopie is/was, he/she/it/pencil will always be a bitch.

Hey Mr. De La Ghetto, I think I remember saying something like that. You didn't by any chance read one of my comments on another comment thread, did you?

Okay, what is "pencil" and what is "banjo" and how is Poopie Longdroppings one??? SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and by the way, I agree with you two: Poopie Longstuffing will always be a bitch.

I explained that "Banjo" was a random object; see my latest comment on here for details: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/britneyspears289.shtml

Also, how do you answer Rafeal's question? He asked you when you joined the parody writing business.

Er... I believe I wrote two parodies in January of 2006, one parody in February, took a break all through March, and came back in early April. Poopie Longdroppings was probably already dead by the time I started.
Oh, a random object. I get it. Can I do he/she/it/sock, or does it have to be a certain kind of random object? (Is that a stupid question?)

In '06? Yup, he/she/it was probably burning in hell (and still is, since we're halfway thru the year already)!!! Bwahahaha!!! ROTFL!!

Btw, PP... I think I'll check out some of your parodies now.

OK. Hope you like them. Most of them are about complaining about my classes, or stuff I did this summer, or my problems that I have with boyfriends, but at least I'm not talking about poop all the time like Poopie was. Oh, and also, just a warning, all my parodies except for one (so far) have swear words in them. But then, so do everyone else's.

A better parody of this song last year might have been "Kevin Brown, You've Got a Losing Record"...but that wasn't done. If we have some baseball fans on here, maybe they could do it.

I couldn't because I don't even understand what baseball is about, and I don't for the life of me know who Kevin Brown is.

Baseball is a sport that is popular in the U.S. and Japan. Kevin Brown was a professional pitcher for various teams from 1989 to 2005, with teams like the Texas Rangers, San Diego Padres, Los Angeles Dodgers, and New York Yankees. Since he struggled a lot in 2005, he lost more games than he'd won, hence he'd had a losing record. I was just suggesting that someone (no one specifically) possibly make a parody based on that.

Oh! I knew that name sounded familiar. My dad is a baseball fan, so I know a little bit, but not much.